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KMC's FML Thread

F*ck My Life

Today I woke up early to meet up with my friend so I could hand him his guitar. It was cold so he didn't want to step outside to get it, so he asked me if I could hand it to him through the driver side window. As I was handing it to him through my gate, a bird crapped nearby, scared us both, and we dropped the guitar breaking its neck. Now I have fix that shit for free. FML


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Röland
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There's this girl in my networking class that I crushed on and the other day in class I finally got the courage to ask her to hang out. She said yeah so we went to go out to eat. Halfway through the meal, her phone rings and she is like "Oh, hold on it's my boyfriend." FML


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Piggle Humsy
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I've finally met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and he lives over the other side of the world. FML


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I've finally met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and he lives over the other side of the world. FML

Quit bitchin, *****.


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Originally posted by Röland
Quit bitchin, *****.



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Hahaha.


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Mairuzu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
There's this girl in my networking class that I crushed on and the other day in class I finally got the courage to ask her to hang out. She said yeah so we went to go out to eat. Halfway through the meal, her phone rings and she is like "Oh, hold on it's my boyfriend." FML


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Dave_97
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Today, on kmc, Scythe made a FML thread. FML.


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Piggle Humsy
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Ken secksed me and now I want more but I have to wait til August! FML


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quote: (post)
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Ken secksed me and now I want more but I have to wait til August! FML


Ken secksed me and now I have nightmares. FML


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Mairuzu
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I'm 5'5. FML.


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Mairuzu is 5'5. FHL


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Mairuzu
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haha


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'm 5'5. FML.

Scythe 5'0 .... FML


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Mairuzu
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My girlfriend is shorter than i

she'll FML


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Kayakat
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Once Scythe and i were having sex and he yelled out "Damn Grandad".... FML


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Mairuzu
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One time, me and Kaya were having sex and scythe yelled out

WHAT THE ****!?


FHL


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
One time, me and Kaya were having sex and scythe yelled out

WHAT THE ****!?


FHL

Unlike yours mine was actually true FML


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Mairuzu
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What? I thought mine was true..... FML


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Raelin
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I moved to Minneapolis two years ago and now I'm moving back to right where I started. Wisconsin. FML.

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