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How's that damn three seashell technique work?

Ever seen the Stallone/Snipes movie called "Demolition Man"? In the future, people, apparently don't use toilet paper. Instead, they use three seashells. How in the Chicken Charlie do you think this works? The best hypothesis wins a prize.


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Ever seen the Stallone/Snipes movie called "Demolition Man"? In the future, people, apparently don't use toilet paper. Instead, they use three seashells. How in the Chicken Charlie do you think this works? The best hypothesis wins a prize.

There's hermit crabs in the shells that suck the leftover poop out.


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literal buns of steel
its the future right?

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Scoop technique?
Wtf kind of thread?? laughing


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Like these:

Attachment: seashells.jpg
This has been downloaded 84 time(s).


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Or maybe you have to spread your cheeks apart then use the shell as a type of scraper. Hope it's soft...

I still like my hermit crab theory more.


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maybe its a kind of soap in disguise
like what you get at some fancy hotels or restaurants

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Stupid Irene.


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what if you have diarrhea though

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canada uses the three shells


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Stupid? Or the smartest in the world?

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You don't actually put your hand on the seashells. You hover your hand over it and after 2 seconds, it initiates the process selected.

The three seashells represent three different modes.

The first mode is the cleaning phase. The "cleaning" comes from the toilet, similar to a bidet. It includes a santizing agent that reduces fecal born sicknesses. The second is the rinse phase...cleaning the all items employed in the first phase as well as rinsing off the remaing fecal particles and urine. The third phase is an optional post-rinse phase that includes a moisterizer, as the public water system is ultra filtered and santized in future L.A. and dries the skin on some individuals.


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i wudnt know, we use water around here.....................honestly toilet paper always seemed icky to me in comparison.........

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Stupid? Or the smartest in the world?

I can't tell anymore.


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Re: How's that damn three seashell technique work?

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Ever seen the Stallone/Snipes movie called "Demolition Man"? In the future, people, apparently don't use toilet paper. Instead, they use three seashells. How in the Chicken Charlie do you think this works? The best hypothesis wins a prize.
They scoop it out? Poop scoop?


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Wrong.


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Originally posted by Genesis
Wrong.


How so? I think he's technically right. However, the thread can also work in here.


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pewp scewp.


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