Impediment
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How's that damn three seashell technique work?
Ever seen the Stallone/Snipes movie called "Demolition Man"? In the future, people, apparently don't use toilet paper. Instead, they use three seashells. How in the Chicken Charlie do you think this works? The best hypothesis wins a prize.
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:09 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Ever seen the Stallone/Snipes movie called "Demolition Man"? In the future, people, apparently don't use toilet paper. Instead, they use three seashells. How in the Chicken Charlie do you think this works? The best hypothesis wins a prize.
There's hermit crabs in the shells that suck the leftover poop out.
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:11 PM
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literal buns of steel
its the future right?
Apr 30th, 2009 10:12 PM
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Scoop technique?
Wtf kind of thread??
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:12 PM
Impediment
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Like these:
Attachment: seashells.jpg
This has been downloaded 84 time(s).
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:14 PM
Röland
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Or maybe you have to spread your cheeks apart then use the shell as a type of scraper. Hope it's soft...
I still like my hermit crab theory more.
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:15 PM
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maybe its a kind of soap in disguise
like what you get at some fancy hotels or restaurants
Apr 30th, 2009 10:19 PM
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:36 PM
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Stupid Irene.
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:37 PM
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what if you have diarrhea though
Apr 30th, 2009 10:38 PM
Dave_97
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canada uses the three shells
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:44 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Stupid Irene.
Stupid? Or the smartest in the world?
Apr 30th, 2009 10:50 PM
dadudemon
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You don't actually put your hand on the seashells. You hover your hand over it and after 2 seconds, it initiates the process selected.
The three seashells represent three different modes.
The first mode is the cleaning phase. The "cleaning" comes from the toilet, similar to a bidet. It includes a santizing agent that reduces fecal born sicknesses. The second is the rinse phase...cleaning the all items employed in the first phase as well as rinsing off the remaing fecal particles and urine. The third phase is an optional post-rinse phase that includes a moisterizer, as the public water system is ultra filtered and santized in future L.A. and dries the skin on some individuals.
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Apr 30th, 2009 10:58 PM
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i wudnt know, we use water around here.....................honestly toilet paper always seemed icky to me in comparison.........
May 1st, 2009 12:13 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
Stupid? Or the smartest in the world?
I can't tell anymore.
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May 1st, 2009 12:15 AM
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Re: How's that damn three seashell technique work?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Ever seen the Stallone/Snipes movie called "Demolition Man"? In the future, people, apparently don't use toilet paper. Instead, they use three seashells. How in the Chicken Charlie do you think this works? The best hypothesis wins a prize.
They scoop it out? Poop scoop?
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May 1st, 2009 03:43 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Genesis
Wrong.
How so? I think he's technically right. However, the thread can also work in here.
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May 1st, 2009 03:49 AM
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pewp scewp.
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May 1st, 2009 03:56 AM
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