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Kram3r
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Jb Stories Part Deux

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT GATHER AROUND FOR SOME STORIES ABOUT ME JB. ANYWAY, I GO INTO WORK TODAY AND AIN'T NOTHING BUT PUTTING OUT STOCK. NOW I TELL YA, DOING THAT STOCK WAS HURTING ME PLUMS AS I BENT DOWN MORE THAN ME FAIR SHARE OF TIMES, SO IT BECOMES EVENING, AROUND CLOSE TIME AND THIS LAWRENCE ****, WHO COMES IN EVERY ****ING THURSDAY OR SOME SHIT SEES THE ****ING BATTLE STAR GALATICA BOXSET ON BLU-RAY AND STARTS HAVING A ****ING HEART ATTACK WITH ONE OF THE DVD PEOPLE AND IS ALL "OMFG THERE IS MORE ON THIS DVD THAN I THOUGHT" AND HE'S ALL GOING OFF ABOUT IT TOO ME AND I'M ALL "MATE, RECKON YOU FORGOT YOUR MED YOUR YOU AIN'T RIGHT IN THE HEAD" ANYWAY RECKON SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOS. THEN END.

Aug 13th, 2009 02:58 PM

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Gay.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:00 PM

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Kram3r
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Gay.

Mate, reckon you have some deal with one post in me threads and never coming back?

Aug 13th, 2009 03:01 PM

Mr. Bacon
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Two posts now

No im just really bored in my english class, youre pretty cool.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:02 PM

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MATE, ASK HIM IF HE THINKS LUKE SKYWALKER WAS A GOOD PILOT IN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CAUSE SPOCK WAS A BIT ALRIGHT IN THE FIRST ONE.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:03 PM

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EPICEST FAIL

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Kram3r
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Two posts now

No im just really bored in my english class, youre pretty cool.

You're a bit of alright yourself.

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MATE, ASK HIM IF HE THINKS LUKE SKYWALKER WAS A GOOD PILOT IN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CAUSE SPOCK WAS A BIT ALRIGHT IN THE FIRST ONE.

MATE, I AIN'T GOING NEAR THAT ****. ALTHOUGH THIS HOT CHICK I WORK WITH WAS ALL TALKING TO ME FOR AGES AND I'M ALL THIS IS IT, RECKON I ASK HER OUT, WAS ALL TALKING TO HER, TOLD ME CO-WORKER I WAS GOING TO BONK HER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS AND ME CO-WORKER IS ALL "MATE, BIT OF A LESBO" MATE, TELL YOU, FML.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:05 PM

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MATE, ASK HIM IF HE THINKS LUKE SKYWALKER WAS A GOOD PILOT IN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CAUSE SPOCK WAS A BIT ALRIGHT IN THE FIRST ONE.

What about Teal'c?

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You're a bit of alright yourself.

MATE, I AIN'T GOING NEAR THAT ****. ALTHOUGH THIS HOT CHICK I WORK WITH WAS ALL TALKING TO ME FOR AGES AND I'M ALL THIS IS IT, RECKON I ASK HER OUT, WAS ALL TALKING TO HER, TOLD ME CO-WORKER I WAS GOING TO BONK HER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS AND ME CO-WORKER IS ALL "MATE, BIT OF A LESBO" MATE, TELL YOU, FML.

Sucks.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:05 PM

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What about Teal'c?

Mate, honest to ****, mean this in the nicest way, no ****ing idea what you talk about half the ****ing time. Bit of Barker ver 2.0

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Sucks.

Mate, reckon I head back to Boston, get me some of them New England chicks. Saw them, reckon I was a bit in love.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Kram3r
You're a bit of alright yourself.

MATE, I AIN'T GOING NEAR THAT ****. ALTHOUGH THIS HOT CHICK I WORK WITH WAS ALL TALKING TO ME FOR AGES AND I'M ALL THIS IS IT, RECKON I ASK HER OUT, WAS ALL TALKING TO HER, TOLD ME CO-WORKER I WAS GOING TO BONK HER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS AND ME CO-WORKER IS ALL "MATE, BIT OF A LESBO" MATE, TELL YOU, FML.

MATE, WEAR A WIG, SHE WONT KNOW. SLIP IT IN QUIETLY, ACT LIKE WAS ACCIDENT. WIN.

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What about Teal'c?

He's black.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:12 PM

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MATE, WEAR A WIG, SHE WONT KNOW. SLIP IT IN QUIETLY, ACT LIKE WAS ACCIDENT. WIN.

Reckon.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:13 PM

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Mate, honest to ****, mean this in the nicest way, no ****ing idea what you talk about half the ****ing time. Bit of Barker ver 2.0

Mate, reckon I head back to Boston, get me some of them New England chicks. Saw them, reckon I was a bit in love.

There are some fine looking women here yes

Where were you again?
Woburn? Waltham?

Aug 13th, 2009 03:17 PM

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Mate, honest to ****, mean this in the nicest way, no ****ing idea what you talk about half the ****ing time. Bit of Barker ver 2.0

It's okay. I don't bloody know either.

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Aug 13th, 2009 03:19 PM

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Church's chicken!

<3 u.

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There are some fine looking women here
Where were you again?
Woburn? Waltham?

The latter, haha. I'll definitely be coming there more regularly soon though, because of family and etc. All jokes aside, NE is hella ****ing pretty.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:26 PM

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<3 u.

The latter, haha. I'll definitely be coming there more regularly soon though, because of family and etc. All jokes aside, NE is hella ****ing pretty.

Indeed

Sometimes winter sucks though.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:27 PM

Kram3r
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Indeed

Sometimes winter sucks though.

Haha, you know, it was probably wasn't the coldest winter for me! I think because I was rugged up waaaay too much and I was too excited with being in America I didn't notice the cold until like the last two days. I was all "****, this state is cold.". California winter is pretty much like Sydney winter though.

Aug 13th, 2009 03:32 PM