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WanderingDroid
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Have you ever been chokehold?

We were making bets earlier and I lost. So I had to get the chokehold.

I use to get out them...but now I'm too old. My neck hurts. Face is as red as a tomato.


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Chokeholds are easily slipped out of.


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Chokeholds are easily slipped out of.


yes they are


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Yes, a Triangle Hold.

Easily slipped out.


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How does one get out of a chokehold exactly? I've never actually been put in one


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I just put a chokehold on my penis.


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I just put a chokehold on my penis.


That thing died years ago ooooooooooh I went there


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That thing died years ago ooooooooooh I went there
Nope, the older the bull the stronger the horns

About your question of how to escape a chokehold, it depends on many things. Your size and strength, your fighting prowess, whether or not you wanna fight dirty, how well of a chokehold is being applied to you.

Me, personally, once a chokehold is applied, all rules are out the window. First thing I try and grab is a handful of nuts

This is the part where a gay joke is applied.


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Nope, the older the bull the stronger the horns

About your question of how to escape a chokehold, it depends on many things. Your size and strength, your fighting prowess, whether or not you wanna fight dirty, how well of a chokehold is being applied to you.

Me, personally, once a chokehold is applied, all rules are out the window. First thing I try and grab is a handful of nuts

This is the part where a gay joke is applied.


There's so many it's just like an overload...the first thing that came to mind was that you shouldn't be doing that on a first date, but then again it's you so pretty much anything goes


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I guarantee you, no matter how strong the guy is, no matter how well the choke hold is being applied, you grab his nuts and he WILL loosen his grip.


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Depends how they're holding you and what angle for difficulty.


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Well as far as my knowledge goes, your best bet in a typical situation is to widen your stance, force the other man down by pulling his legs between yours.
At the moment you both hit the ground, twist out of it and elbow the chap in the face.


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Chokeholds aren't easy to get out of if someone sneak attacks you imo.


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Re: Have you ever been chokehold?

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We were making bets earlier and I lost. So I had to get the chokehold.

I use to get out them...but now I'm too old. My neck hurts. Face is as red as a tomato.


No you're not too old. 11 is not too old!

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Depends on the hold, who is doing it, etc.


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