I txted, John to make a thread about my fight. But since he didnt. i will.
So Last friday i got into a fight with this kid who is about the same height.
5' 7''
He is skinnier than me and has a longer arm reach than me.
anyway at the varsity football game i told my buddy i wanted to fight him just to do it. because i dont like the kid at all, and i wanted to beat his face in.
We go behind the football field in the baseball field. and he takes his snakebites out. takes off his super tight skinnyjeans, because he has shorts on underneith them.
We square up and i tell him to hit me, his first swing i dodge it grab his neck and put him in a choke hold and beat his face in as we both hit the ground, i had him on the ground for like a good 45 seconds throwing punch after punch off his head. then he rolls and tries to full mount me, so i take one big swing and hit him in his nose.
We both get back up and he starts throwing these pathetic hits at me. like he is some girl or somthing. i mean seriously my cousins lil sister hit harder than him...
I didnt even put my hands up the entire fight. i just weaved in and out of his hits. he came in close and i popped him in the chin.
then he threw a haymaker and hit me in the ear. which kinda threw me off gaurd. but still did nothing.
he started throwing jabs and swinging big hits. which did nothing.
We started running because of the college officals started running for all of us.
we never got to finish the fight.
and now he is going around the school talking shit like he beat my ass.
mother****er has another thing comming.
the only thing that i got outta the fight was a busted lip and you cant even see it. its almost completely healed. seriously.
he broke his pinkie, and i busted his nose and left a huge gash in it....
we were both bleeding.
Anyway.
Im sopposed to fight his punk ass again.
but he wont fight me because of his pinkie....
so its whatever...
He's a *****.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I just skimmed through that, something about 'taking off his super tight skinny-jeans, rolling on the floor, someone being mounted and being like a girl', is Mikey writing teen homoerotica now?
Hell yeah. At least when I made my "you can all **** yourselves I'm never ever coming back to this shit hole" good bye thread I at least made good on it for a full year before coming back.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 4th, 2010 04:31 PM
How long was it...2 days? 
I have an 1850 PSI 
