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You vs. Ivan Drago

You're standing in line at McDonald's when someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn around to face a tall, muscular blonde guy who happens to look a lot like Dolph Lundgren in his prime. The tall man then utters "I must break you."

What do you do?

Nov 17th, 2010 10:53 PM

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punch/knee to the balls head butt to the nose and pray he goes down so i can continue exploiting the opening attack or offer him a stick of gum..

"hey, mister want some candy?"

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Rollover and die.

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I run to the top of a mountain after out running some Russian guys in a car and then start shouting his name

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*cracks neck* Time to end the cold war once and for all.

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you're doing it wrong..

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Re: You vs. Ivan Drago

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What do you do?

Call immigration.

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they only care if they are brown.

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Re: Re: You vs. Ivan Drago

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Call immigration.

His tongue didn't come through customs

I've retired more men than social security

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Get a big gun.

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Re: You vs. Ivan Drago

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You're standing in line at McDonald's when someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn around to face a tall, muscular blonde guy who happens to look a lot like Dolph Lundgren in his prime. The tall man then utters "I must break you."

What do you do?

I challenge him to a fight at Christmas, go to Russia, train like a mofo, and play some Vince DiCola during our fight.

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Re: Re: You vs. Ivan Drago

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I challenge him to a fight at Christmas, go to Russia, train like a mofo, and play some Vince DiCola during our fight.

Then you scream as he slams his Russian cock inside you.

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Then you scream as he slams his Russian cock inside you.

I'm not sure how you got your mom mixed up with me...

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I'm not sure how you got your mom mixed up with me...

My mom would never take on a 900 pound Russian. She'd shoot his ass.

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My mom would never take on a 900 pound Russian. She'd shoot his ass.

Yeah, she would shoot him.

While she was on her knees.

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Yeah, she would shoot him.

While she was on her knees.

Nah. .38 special snub nose downs the Russian. That's actually what she carries.

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Nah. .38 special snub nose downs the Russian. That's actually what she carries.

Is that what she calls it now?

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Is that what she calls it now?

The firearm she carries in her purse? That's the literal name for it.

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The firearm she carries in her purse? That's the literal name for it.

In her "purse." Gotcha. Got some coins in there.

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Dollah dollah bill yo.

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