War! KMC Is crumbling under the endless creation of idiotic threads!! In a stunning move, Bloigen has created yet another of his amazing idiotic creations.
In a desperate attempt, a few ruthless mods have been sent to take care of this problem, but the threads are to much. Who knows what will happen next. . . . .
6 were given to the Globals, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
11 to the Forum lords, great carers and craftsmen of the fora halls.
And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of members, who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.
In the land of KMC, in the fires of the Bat Cave, the Dark Lord Raz forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
"One Ring to ban them all."
One by one, the free threads in KMC fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Mods and Members marched against the armies of Raz and on the slopes of The Bat Cave they fought for the freedom of KMC.
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KillerMovies owes its name and reputation to the Dark Lord Raz. He lived within it, beyond it, over it and above it. Since the War of the third age, he has lost his power. His OS has taken its own destiny and shut down. Now the Dark lord of the Mods, Raz is trapped in the Internet.
He collects members in search of IP numerals and kindles hope that one day, he may find the right combination to the OS and his freedom.
The OS found itself in the hands of the unusual of most beings. An Internet surfer with the least knowledge of KMC. And when he stumbled upon the Ring, he spoke to his dearest friend, a wise old man.
'I cannot read the fiery letters,' he said.
'No,' said the wise old man, 'but I can. The numerals on the Ring of Power are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Vbulletin, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
One OS to ban them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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The tale became legend.
Legend became myth.
And eventually it was all but forgotten.
But then in 2005 a new one came... and he was called Lord Magnus... wise, moral and powerful beyond description. And he came upon the site and the people there feared him, and so called him a noob... but over time he came to be respected, even loved, by the commoners... there were those who said he was a God... others, a mafia boss... still others hoped to call him "friend."
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Feb 5th, 2006 09:11 PM
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