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willofthewisp
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fun with drunken Jack
Hey
This was just a quick game I thought of. We all know Jack loves his rum, but we rarely see him wasted. So here is the game: write a scene with someone walking in and finding Jack completely shit-faced. I'll go first and give an example.
Gibbs: Cap'n, we just....?
Jack: (playing with a Mrs. Potato Head) See, Mr. Gibbs? When the hair's just so, it reminds me of Lizzie (starts crying).
Gibbs: Jack, it's just a doll
Jack: I'll fight you, you son of a *****! Saying such things about my girl. (takes a drunken swing, falls down, starts crying again)
Gibbs: Does this mean I'm the captain today?
Jack (suddenly sober): Yes, you can be the captain today.
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CaptinJackLover
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HAHHAHAHAH ytour hilarious...*begins to think of a funny scene to add to this thread*
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Bwa Ha Ha
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cool
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:06 AM |
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IheartPocky
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thats funny. I would've never thought of jack sparrow crying.
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:07 AM |
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willofthewisp
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Well, everyone can add theirs, too. I'll give another. This time with Barbosa.
Barbosa: Captain Jack, the men and me....
Jack: Do you know a pirate song? I'm dying to know a pirate song, because what good is a pirate, if he can't sing a bloody song. "On the good ship, Black Pearl, it's a long way to the candy shop."
Barbosa: Uh, we're going to marroon you.
Jack: Perfect! Plenty of time to come up with a new song. I'll expect to be picked up in a week.
Barbosa: But...
Jack: I SAID A WEEK, DAMN IT!
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:10 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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hehehe
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:12 AM |
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ibd4eva
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lol hilarious! he like to cuss when hes mad, im guessing?
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:30 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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probably
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:33 AM |
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ibd4eva
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yeah, but he doesnt cuss in the movies. he says h*** but thats it
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:34 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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well, then he has to make up for it when he's drunk
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:36 AM |
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ibd4eva
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someone doesnt have to make up not cussing when there sober by cussing when they're drunk!
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:37 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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exactly there is no other answer for your question
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:41 AM |
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ibd4eva
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u no what? get a room! im sry, thats what this really annoying girl at my school always says at totally random moments
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:42 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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i hate annoying people at school... usually they're annoying when they act perfect... sort of like will...
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:44 AM |
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ibd4eva
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no, shes just annoying
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:44 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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what does she do
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:58 AM |
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ibd4eva
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in almost every sentence she goes "You know what?" and says something really stupid and pointless
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Sep 10th, 2006 04:59 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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oh there's lots of people like that around my school, usually the popular ones...
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Sep 10th, 2006 05:01 AM |
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ibd4eva
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yeah, shes a wannbe popular
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Sep 10th, 2006 05:05 AM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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...yup
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