Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
AWE: The Musical
This was brainstormed from the off-topic thread, I think. Since AWE starts with a song, let's continue this operetta shall we?
(A Piece of 8 hypnotically falls to the ground with a single clink. We cut to a boy and several adults being led to the gallows in chains. A stool is placed underneath the boy's rope for him to stand on.)
Soldier: (singing) One boy/one special boy/one boy to go with/and talk with/and walk with.
Beckett: (spoken) Stop singing!
Boy: (gazes at his Piece of 8 and begins to sing) One boy/One certain boy/One boy to laugh with/To jump with/Have Coke with/One boy/Not two or three.
Adult captives: (singing) One day you'll find out/This is what life is all about/You'll need someone who/Is living just for you
Boy: (solo) One boy/one special boy...
(We see the stool kicked away, implying all have been hanged)
Soldier: (spoken) Sir, the prisoners...were singing!
Beckett: Excellent. (sings) One day, Jack/One day we'll be together once more/Some day, Jack/all will know what taking over the world is for/One day... (tosses a Piece of 8 into the air)
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
[singapore]
Elizabeth: Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a waterfall
Don't forget to scream (bit of for shadowing here huh guys?)
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the river
If you see a EITC soldier
Don't forget to shiver
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
[changes song right before reaching shore]
One day, Jack/One day we'll be together once more/Some day, Jack/all will know what taking over the world is for/One day...
[suddenly finds self face to face with Sao's man]
Tai hung: (finishes song)...we'll be together once more!
i'll take another go later on
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Freedom...
Last edited by tee_pirategirl on Feb 28th, 2008 at 06:36 PM
1 --- certain --- guy
1 guy to be with me - 4 ever and ever
1 guuuuuuuuuy..
not, 2, or 3 e e
(not even ROFL)
1 day, you'll find out, this is what life is all about.
You'll need someone who iis living just 4 u u
(higher) 1 guy, 1 special boy, one boy to be with me forever and ever.......
(another realm-) 1 guuuuuuuuuuuuuuy, or 2 or 3 e e
vision of Will: or 2 or 3-ee
vision of Elizabeth: or 103
Jack Sparrow, somewhere: You'll need someone who is living just for you.
Elizabeth: Oh....... I don't know... [Runs away and shrieking is heard all over... an organ still sounds, the one from The Phantom of the Opera]
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Last edited by VioletEyesPop08 on Feb 28th, 2008 at 06:50 PM
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
HAHA! I love it are you joking? It doesn't always rhyme in musicals. Love it! I shall have a go.
[they enter sao's courter's]
Elizabeth:in sleep he sang to me,
in dreams he came ...
that voice which calls to me and speaks my name ...
His eyes will find me there,
those eyes that burn
Sao and Elizabeth: The pirate lord of singapore is there! Inside your mind!
[music stops]
Sao: Do you know the eunuch boy? The eunuch boy?
Elizabeth: The eunuch boy?
Sao: The eunuch boy! Do you know the eunuch boy who tried to steal my map?
Elizabeth: I don't know the eunuch boy! The eunuch boy! The eunuch boy! I don't know the eunuch boy who tried to still your map.
[they take Will out of the water]
Elizabeth: Will!!
Sao: Aha!
barbossa: On no!
Sao: Why do you want my map?
Elizabeth: To find Jack! To find Jack!
Sao: Why do you want to find Jack?
Elizabeth: To bring him back! To bring him back!
Sao: Where does it rain?
Elizabeth: In the plane! In the plane!
Sao: Where's the plane?
Elizabeth: In spain! In spain!
Sao: [spots the melting tattoo]
Enough! You sent a spy?
Barbossa: He's not ours!
Sao: He's not ours!
Will: Oh god!
[EITC people storm in]
Sao: The british are coming! The british are coming!
[They fight, sao passes the charts to will and the make their grand escape on a ship]
[Elizabeth stands at the bow looking sad]
Will: What can I do to win you back?
Elizabeth: Find Jack! Find Jack!
Will: And what when we find Jack?
Elizabeth: Bring him back! Bring him back!
Will: Always Jack! Always Jack!
[leaves Elizabeth]
Elizabeth: The sun will come up tomorrow, bet your bottom piece of eight that tomorrow we'll find Jack!
Tomorrow! I love you tomorrow...you're only a day away!
One boy/One certain boy/One boy to laugh with/To jump with/Have Coke with/One boy/Not two or three.
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Freedom...
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Barbossa: (enters stage left, singing) It's time! It's time! Now we're good and lost!
Will: Lost?
Barbossa: (singing) Yes, lost! For if all knew the way/t'would not just be Jack in the Locker...
Pintel and Ragetti: (singing) What's so bad about the Looooooccccckkker?
Tia Dalma: (singing) Attend the tale of Davy Jones
He has tentacles instead of bones
He stole the souls of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He trod a path that few do go
Did Davy Jones, the captain of the Dutchman.
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
LOL willo! Sweet sweeney todd tribute and it makes me feel like a tribute to nightmare before christmas. I'll do a mini scene before I pass it on to u guys again.
[cut to jack]
Jack:
What’s this? What’s this? There’s brown sand everywhere.
What’s this? No water anywhere
What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes, I must be dreaming,
Wake up Jack, this isn’t fair.
What’s this?
What’s this? What’s this? There’s something very wrong.
What’s this? There’s twenty of me running along
What’s this? My ship is filled with crazy people
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What IS this?
lol! And of course we must give Lizzie a chicago number...perhaps telling Jack that 'he had it coming'. I leave it to you guys!
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Freedom...
The crew tumbles off Stage Right looking sandy and wet - they've entered the Locker Set.
Barbossa: Aye, this is where he be.
Will: Does is matter? We're trapped here by your doings...
Elizabeth: Where is he? I cannot see...
Tia: Witty Jack is closer than you think...
[Elizabeth turns to face Will with a "proved you wrong" smile]
Elizabeth(to the tune of "Popular" from "Wicked": Now that we've found Jack, we all shall be one and free. Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed. Follow my lead. And yes, indeed, you shall see...he will be....
Elizabeth
Oh, Jack. I'm so depressed. I don't know what to do.
Jack
I think what you need most of all, Elizabeth Swann, is to come
right out and admit all of the things that are wrong with you.
Elizabeth
All right, I'll try
I'm not very handsome or clever, or lucid,
I've always been stupid at spelling and numbers.
I've never been much playing football or baseball
Or stickball, or checkers, or marbles, or ping-pong
I'm usually awful at parties and dances,
I stand like a stick or I cough, or I laugh,
Or I don't bring a present, or I spill the ice cream
Or I get so depressed that I stand and I scream...
Oh, how could there possibly be
One small person as thoroughly, totally, uttlerly
Blah as me.
Jack
Well, that's ok for a starter.
Elizabeth
A starter?
Jack
Certainly. You don't think that mentioning these few superficial
failings is going to do you any good, do you? Why, Elizabeth Swann,
You really have to delve.
You're stupid, self-centered and moody
Elizabeth
I'm moody
Jack
You're terribly dull to be with
Elizabeth
Yes I am.
And nobody likes me,
Not Will, or Will, or Norrington, or Norrington-
Jack
Or Jack.
Elizabeth
Or Jack.
Jack
Or Will.
Elizabeth
Or Wi-
Wait a minute. Will likes me.
Jack
He only pretends to like you because you kiss him.
That doesn't count.
Elizabeth
Or Will.
Oh why- was I born just to be
One small person as thoroughly, totally, utterly-
Jack
Wait!
You're not very much of a person...
Elizabeth
That's certain
Jack
And yet there's a reason for hope.
Elizabeth
There's hope?
Jack
For although you are no good at music,
Like Jones, or happy like Hector,
Or lovely like me,
You have the distinction to be
No one else but the singular, remarkable, unique Elizabeth Swann.
Elizabeth
I'm me!
Jack
Yes- it's amazingly true,
For whatever it's worth, Elizabeth Swann,
You're you.
Elizabeth
Gosh, Jack you know something. I'm beginning to feel better already.
You're a true friend, Jack, a true friend.
Jack
That'll be five cents, please.
Jack
I'm so happy. That little red-headed girl dropped her medallion.
It has teeth marks all over it. She nibbles her medallion.
She's human! It hasn't been such a bad day after all.
Happiness is finding a medallion
Beckett
Pizza with sausage
Norrington
Telling the time
Will
Happiness is learning to whistle
Norrington
Tying you shoe
For the very first time.
Anamaria
Happiness is playing the drum
In your own school band.
Jack
And happiness is walking hand in hand.
Happiness is two kinds of ice cream...
Elizabeth
Knowing a secret...
Will
Climbing a tree.
Jack
Happiness is five dif'rent crayons...
Will
Catching a firefly...
Setting him free.
Jack
Happiness is being alone ev'ry now and then.
All
And happiness is coming home again.
Jack
Happiness is morning and evening,
Daytime and nighttime too.
For happiness is anyone and anything at all
That's loved by you.
Norrington
Happiness is having a sister
Elizabeth
Sharing a sandwich
Elizabeth and Norrington
Getting along-
All
Happiness is singing together when day is through.
And happiness is those who sing with you.
Happiness is morning and evening,
Daytime and nighttime, too,
Jack
For happiness is anyone and anything at all
That's loved by you.
Elizabeth
You're a good man, Jack Sparrow.
Peaunut 1:
Charlie Brown = Elizabeth Swann Lucy van Pelt = Jack Sparrow
Peanut 2:
Charlie Brown = Jack Sparrow Snoopy = Beckett Linus van Pelt = Norrington Schroeder = Will Sally = Anamaria Lucy van Pelt = Elizabeth Swann
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Last edited by VioletEyesPop08 on Feb 29th, 2008 at 05:24 PM
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
(The Pearl lands on the shoreline. Jack jumps out.)
Gibbs: It's Jack!
Tia Dalma: It's Jack!
Will: It's Jack!
(When it is Elizabeth's turn, she stays silent.)
Gibbs: (spoken) Jack! Are we ever glad to see you!
Jack: (breaks into song) Let's face it, I'm betrayed!
Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Leo is Iago
Max is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed? (from The Producers)
Jack: (spoken) And why should I go with any of you anyway? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded (looks right at Liz).
Elizabeth: (singing quietly) It's true/In that moment I was weak/Please forget that moment/I am too pained to speak.
Will: (singing) It's true?/Can it be I was mistakeeeeen?/Oh, Elizabeth/during that kiss I had no idea you were fakinnnnnn'
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Feb 28th, 2008 06:14 PM
I didn't write this. (Spoilers @ Bottom)
