dominic/wolf the alpha mutant Gender: Male
jason vorhess vs superman
jason vhorhess
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Ming Tea! Restricted Gender: Male
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Superman tosses him into the sun and...that's pretty much all there is to it.
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09:46 PM
Doctor-Alvis Post-Crisis Balki Gender: Male
Knowing Jason's record, he'll probably just step out from behind a box and chop Superman in half.
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09:49 PM
Joker1237 Senior Member Gender: Male
go JAson go, This is one Boy Scout that wout go down easy.
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10:22 PM
dominic/wolf the alpha mutant Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by David Duchovony Superman tosses him into the sun and...that's pretty much all there is to it.
12:35 AM
Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends. Gender: Unspecified
If Superman is having sex, and Jason sees him... ugh. Jason hates sex.
12:39 AM
azndrgn Senior Member Gender:
Either this is a joke or complete ignorance.
12:46 AM
-Pr- Hey Yo! Gender: Male
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superman could be asleep and jason couldn't hurt him...
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12:49 AM
Bungee_toad Member Gender: Male
uh yes the machete wouldnt even pierces supes skin all supes would do is pick jason up and woop til there was nutin left of him.
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12:53 AM
Bungee_toad Member Gender: Male
also joker1237 ure sig is cool wiht the cover of an issue of batman adventures.
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12:54 AM
Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends. Gender: Unspecified
Seriously. What if Jason catches Superman having sex?
12:56 AM
ArekExcelsior2 Senior Member Gender:
For all practical purposes, both are indestructible and super-strong. But Jason, whatever his virtues, has no flight, heat vision, enhanced optics, or frost breath. He's also a retarded zombie, while Supes has a decent head on his shoulders. Just list their powers and attributes and you know who wins.
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-Pr- Hey Yo! Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Cosmic Cube Seriously. What if Jason catches Superman having sex?
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12:59 AM
Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends. Gender: Unspecified
Dude, you don't know Jason. He hates sex. Did you ever see what happens to people who have sex in his films? They'd both be screwed.
01:26 AM
azndrgn Senior Member Gender:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArekExcelsior2 For all practical purposes, both are indestructible and super-strong. But Jason, whatever his virtues, has no flight, heat vision, enhanced optics, or frost breath. He's also a retarded zombie, while Supes has a decent head on his shoulders. Just list their powers and attributes and you know who wins.
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azndrgn Senior Member Gender:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Cosmic Cube Dude, you don't know Jason. He hates sex. Did you ever see what happens to people who have sex in his films? They'd both be screwed.
01:29 AM
Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends. Gender: Unspecified
lol j/k aznd. Superman would fillet him with his own machete. Then he'd serve him to Lois, rare, with alfredo sauce and some linguine.
Last edited by Cosmic Cube on Mar 26th, 2005 at 01:36 AM
01:32 AM
ArekExcelsior2 Senior Member Gender:
Jason gets messed up good all the time - problem is he keeps coming back. He survived being thrown into a planet, for god's sake. He has what appears to me to be an undead form of indestructibility.
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Draco69 Snarky Slytherin Gender: Male
Isn't Jason scared of water?
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02:56 AM
ArekExcelsior2 Senior Member Gender:
Yeah, he died from drowning. That's how Freddy kept him fairly catatonic.
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