KillerMovies - Movies That Matter!

REGISTER HERE TO JOIN IN! - It's easy and it's free!
Home » Comic Book Forums » Comic Book 'Versus' Forum » Batman versus You

Batman versus You
Started by: jplatinum

Forum Jump:
Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (30): [1] 2 3 » ... Last »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread
jplatinum
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: United States

Account Restricted

Batman versus You

Okay Batman has no utility belt or weapons.

He and you are fighting hand to hand combat.

You use whatever unarmed styles of fighting you know.
Do you think you can beat him? or will you get your butt kicked?

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 02:43 PM
jplatinum is currently offline Click here to Send jplatinum a Private Message Find more posts by jplatinum Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
jplatinum
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: United States

Account Restricted

I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.


Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

Last edited by jplatinum on Apr 9th, 2005 at 03:22 PM

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 03:14 PM
jplatinum is currently offline Click here to Send jplatinum a Private Message Find more posts by jplatinum Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Xplosive
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location:

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.




Yes, I wonder how would you stadn and exploit agaisnt Fedor, Cro Cop, Belfort and...

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 03:22 PM
Xplosive is currently offline Click here to Send Xplosive a Private Message Find more posts by Xplosive Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
LordFear
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States

I would say a mixture of jujitsu, ninjitsu and Muy Thai style kickboxing is sufficient to take him out along with studying his techniques and deciphering which styles he prefers

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 03:29 PM
LordFear is currently offline Click here to Send LordFear a Private Message Find more posts by LordFear Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
srankmissingnin
VP of Comic Knowledge

Gender: Male
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.


Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.


So... you are faster then Batman? He routinely dodges bullets so I find that hard to believe. Each hit from Bruce will be packing more damage then the best heavy weight boxer can dish out; one maybe two hits and you get knocked out. The best anyone on this board can hope for is to see Batman's hand move before they go down.


__________________


Play League of Legends for free and reference me - GentlemanZombie - when you join

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 04:38 PM
srankmissingnin is currently offline Click here to Send srankmissingnin a Private Message Find more posts by srankmissingnin Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Scoobless
sselboocS

Gender: Male
Location: The Scoob Cave

quote: (post)
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The best anyone on this board can hope for is to see Batman's hand move before they go down.


anyone on this board? .....surely not I..... the great and powerful master of illusion and evasion......... i shall dazzle him from the right with false moves while with the left i shall deliver a swift kick to the testicular region and finish the fight with my super special move........ running away like a little b!tch


__________________


Do you even KMC???

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 04:52 PM
Scoobless is currently offline Click here to Send Scoobless a Private Message Find more posts by Scoobless Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
srankmissingnin
VP of Comic Knowledge

Gender: Male
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scoobless
anyone on this board? .....surely not I..... the great and powerful master of illusion and evasion......... i shall dazzle him from the right with false moves while with the left i shall deliver a swift kick to the testicular region and finish the fight with my super special move........ running away like a little b!tch


BA! Batman speed blitzes you! Hell, Alfred has a decent chance of beating any real human in h2h combat


__________________


Play League of Legends for free and reference me - GentlemanZombie - when you join

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 04:58 PM
srankmissingnin is currently offline Click here to Send srankmissingnin a Private Message Find more posts by srankmissingnin Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Adam Warlock
Adam is with Team Magik

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Northern Nevada

Let me see... I could probably take on a teenage bats. 16? 17? maybe 18 year old Bats. He probably won't be as experienced or good as he is today. Before he went around the world training. In reality I have studied Kajukenbo and Filipino Martial Arts for over 19 and stand a decent chance at that version. Current Bats, I probably get my ass kicked. Teenage bats, I'll kick his A$$. Current Bats = he kicks my ass, or I take Scoobless idea and run away like a little *****.


__________________

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 05:03 PM
Adam Warlock is currently offline Click here to Send Adam Warlock a Private Message Find more posts by Adam Warlock Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Scoobless
sselboocS

Gender: Male
Location: The Scoob Cave

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sentry
Let me see... I could probably take on a teenage bats. 16? 17? maybe 18 year old Bats.


yeah.......... well i'd beat the living sh!t out of 8 year old Bats while he's crying over the still warm bodies of his parents


__________________


Do you even KMC???

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 05:06 PM
Scoobless is currently offline Click here to Send Scoobless a Private Message Find more posts by Scoobless Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
sbo
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

I'd rather take on a 90 year old batman. One good shove and he's down for the count.

Riddle me this batman, how are going to fight with that shattered hip?


__________________

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:00 PM
sbo is currently offline Click here to Send sbo a Private Message Find more posts by sbo Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
K3VIL
Neutral Force

Gender: Male
Location: Italy

I've practiced Thai Boxe for 2years and Jeet Kune Do since I'm 13, now I'm near to hit 19years of age.
I'm 6' and 2'', 176lbs of weight, and my master says that after years of training I've becomed damn fast and strong, a "f.u.c.k.ing killing machine, an animal".
I think onestly I'll give Batman a tough fight, and considering when I'm pissed off I can be very bastard, I might be able to knock him unconscious.
But beating Bat would be very simple.You pick up one of his comic books, and burn it.You've beaten Batman.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:11 PM
K3VIL is currently offline Click here to Send K3VIL a Private Message Find more posts by K3VIL Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Scoobless
sselboocS

Gender: Male
Location: The Scoob Cave

quote: (post)
Originally posted by sbo
Riddle me this batman, how are going to fight with that shattered hip?


probably with one of the many thousands of guns he nicked from Mr Freeze


__________________


Do you even KMC???

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:11 PM
Scoobless is currently offline Click here to Send Scoobless a Private Message Find more posts by Scoobless Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
sbo
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scoobless
probably with one of the many thousands of guns he nicked from Mr Freeze


Nope he's weaponless remember.
I suppose he could try and hit me with his walker, but I've dodged those things before, no big deal.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:16 PM
sbo is currently offline Click here to Send sbo a Private Message Find more posts by sbo Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Scoobless
sselboocS

Gender: Male
Location: The Scoob Cave

quote: (post)
Originally posted by sbo
Nope he's weaponless remember.


psshhh....... Batman would cheat almost as much as i would ..... especially when fighting at 90 years old


__________________


Do you even KMC???

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:27 PM
Scoobless is currently offline Click here to Send Scoobless a Private Message Find more posts by Scoobless Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Ming Tea!
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere in The Great Britmerica.

Account Restricted

What if I have a sawed off shotgun and he's tied to a tree and I shoot at his face, could he dodge that?


__________________


If you've got a daddy issue, here's a daddy tissue mate.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:30 PM
Ming Tea! is currently offline Click here to Send Ming Tea! a Private Message Find more posts by Ming Tea! Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
sbo
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scoobless
psshhh....... Batman would cheat almost as much as i would ..... especially when fighting at 90 years old


By this time he'd be so senile he'd probably forget to load the gun, or even bring it with him. And with arthritis he'd probably have trouble pulling the trigger anyway.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 06:34 PM
sbo is currently offline Click here to Send sbo a Private Message Find more posts by sbo Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Next Venom_girl
Scream

Gender: Female
Location: SoCal

Man, I could beat Batman. He's such a lame character.

quote:
What if I have a sawed off shotgun and he's tied to a tree and I shoot at his face, could he dodge that?

laughing


__________________

Girls Kick Butt!Respect Venom|Respect Black Canary|Respect Namor|Respect Hellsing|The Official Symbiote Thread&Picture Thread

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 07:25 PM
Next Venom_girl is currently offline Click here to Send Next Venom_girl a Private Message Find more posts by Next Venom_girl Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
leonheartmm
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location:

Ill rip batman apart with my hands, as long as hes human, i can beat him, ill have bleeding in my hand in less than a minute, then ill break his neck and rip his ****in head off, his punches and kicks wont do no good against an insane maniac like myself, ill grab those tactfull fingers of his and bite them off his hand.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 07:36 PM
leonheartmm is currently offline Find more posts by leonheartmm Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
leonheartmm
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location:

my fighting style is beyond anything any ****in caped crusader can handle.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 07:38 PM
leonheartmm is currently offline Find more posts by leonheartmm Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Doctor-Alvis
Post-Crisis Balki

Gender: Male
Location: I'm not giving my name to a machine

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Xplosive
Yes, I wonder how would you stadn and exploit agaisnt Fedor, Cro Cop, Belfort and...
Oh man, did you see Cro Cop take out Bob Sapp? That was so hilarious.


__________________
Originally posted by -Pr-
a great big penis.

Old Post Apr 9th, 2005 07:39 PM
Doctor-Alvis is currently offline Click here to Send Doctor-Alvis a Private Message Find more posts by Doctor-Alvis Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
All times are UTC. The time now is 03:08 PM.
Pages (30): [1] 2 3 » ... Last »   Last Thread   Next Thread

Home » Comic Book Forums » Comic Book 'Versus' Forum » Batman versus You

Email this Page
Subscribe to this Thread
   Post New Thread  Post A Reply

Forum Jump:
Search by user:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON

Text-only version
 

< - KillerMovies.com - Forum Archive - Forum Rules >


© Copyright 2000-2006, KillerMovies.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by: vBulletin, copyright ©2000-2006, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.