One is batman.
No matter what, they write some crazy bad scripting wher he dominates every thing.
Scenariothey would actually write something like this)
Superman is knocked out by flying pigs smoking blunts.
Batman flicks hawkman, killing him.
Then batman sluggs it out with shazzam in a flying battle at 100,000,000 x the speed of light, then batman is punched in the face and accidently farts, causing and the earth is destroyed.
Batman then grabbs shazzam with a super duper huber uber mega ultra batman grip technique and shazzam dies.
After that, Batman flyes to outer space and eats the sun in one gulp, thn he cries and superman is brought back to life by one of batman's tears falling on him, Then Batman ripps open reality and creates a new earth.
He says lets there be light and it is so, he says let there be life an all life on earth returns.
Then Then Batman Almighty sits in his magical throne in the land of leprachan and unicorns and goes to sleep.
Prime will talk some smack, then he will try to wave his hand to wvae batman out of existence, but he won't be able to move for batman almighty has mentally paralized him.
Then he will break free of the paralization and they will battle in battle in space at several times the speed of light.
Prime will punch batman, knocking him lightyears through space into a planet that explodes on impact with his mighty back.
He shakes off the punch and grabbs a passing meteor and chucks it at prime, who eyeblasts it.
The meteor explodes sending debris everywhere.
Batman comes flying in under cover of the debris and hits prime in the face with the punch-that-destroys-a-billion-planets.
This dazes prime. Batman then uses his batman mega heat vision to beam prime in the eyes, blinding him permanently.
Then Batman grabbs him with one hand and throws him to the very end of 100 universes. Then Batman will yell with his ultra-god-yell and the whole multiverse will shatter part a billion times over and The heavens will tremble before him.
__________________ "damn jinzin, you're a real trooper, you provde fact after fact and pages and pages of proof and these wanton miscreants just keep at it"~MERC
No one is more annoyingly super duper huber uper luper wuper mega ultra ultra(deep distorted voice) ultra ultra (back to regular voice) huper luper batmantastically power than.........
Batman Almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Batman versus savage hulk in a tank throwing competition.
Hulk steps up and flings the sherman 10 ton tank 100 miles.
Batman steps up and throws the sherman 10 ton tank 100,000,000 miles.
Hulk grabs the abrams 70 ton tank and hurls it to the sun in a fury of pure rage.
Batman streches his mighty arms, the force of his arms whippin' out iin the air causes the earth's greatest cities to blow away like hit by 1,000,000 hurricanes. He braces himself his feet cratering into the ground under the force of his mighty leg muscles.
He grabbs the tank and swing it around his head and flings it.
It flies out to space,past the sun, into the next, galaxy,through the entire multiverse, all the way to the end of all existence.
Batman wins.
The whole multiverse was watching, knowing this through his almighty awareness of all creation he yells out a mighty yell.
"I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." The yell reaches every ear in all creation.
All beings in the multiverse kneel before him and cheer and dance the dance of 1000000 festivals.
Batman retires to his thrown as the allpowerful king of suck.
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Sep 13th, 2005 02:18 AM
"damn jinzin, you're a real trooper, you provde fact after fact and pages and pages of proof and these wanton miscreants just keep at it"~MERC
Cap was my hero
