Bullseye is armed with a deck of playing cards, a handful of toothpicks, some marbles in his coat pocket, a paper clip, a pencil, and some toe nail clippers...no guns, knives, throwing stars, etc....
He wants to get into his favorite night club but the bouncer at the door is none other than the immovable mutant called the Blob....and he's not letting Bullseye in without a fight...
"The only way in is thru me, and in case you haven't heard...NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!!!!" explains the mutant to Bullseye!!!
"I mean to get in, and it'll take more than a circus sideshow fatboy to keep me from getting in...guess, I'm going to have to make you see things my way!!!!" calmly replies Bullseye.
So, does Bullseye get into the nightclub past the Blob, or does he get squashed by the unmovable mutant????
DISCUSS........
BULLSEYE
VS.
THE BLOB
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blob would sit on bullseye's ass while he's aiming. a human with good aim is no match for blob, unless he's depowered
__________________ Huey: The truth hurts, Jazmine. The world is a sad lonely place and no one gets anything for free, you know what? One day you and everyone you know is gonna die.
I think Bullseye's too quick for that too happen...and he's far more than just " a human with good aim"...he's one of (if not the most) deadliest assassin in the world; plus he's ridiculously accurate and deadly with almost anything. The world is his arsenal...and he never misses!!
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Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and sigs by Beta Ray Howard.
he's missed spider-man, daredevil, and various other people. blob won't be hurt by anything less than a serious explosive or corrosive (unless it's to the face, but he won't let that happen), and bullseye can't throw missles.
__________________ Huey: The truth hurts, Jazmine. The world is a sad lonely place and no one gets anything for free, you know what? One day you and everyone you know is gonna die.
What if Bullseye throws the toothpicks into Blob's eye sockets and blinds him long enough for him to jump over his shoulders, and as he goes over his head, he kicks him in the back of his skull and knocks him unconscious...???
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Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and sigs by Beta Ray Howard.
as farfetched as that sounds, it's possible, but knowing blob, he won't let that happen. "Eyes, ears, nose, and mouth are not as resistant to injury as the rest of his body."
it says not AS, doesn't mean it's normal human.
__________________ Huey: The truth hurts, Jazmine. The world is a sad lonely place and no one gets anything for free, you know what? One day you and everyone you know is gonna die.
Bullseye can be a VERY determined individual when he wants something....he's not going to give up or go down without a SERIOUS fight...what do the rest of you out there think?
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