Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is likely to shake the entire ****in' omniverse. Quanchi is so infatuated with the Mad Titan, that he used gamma radiation to Hulk up his lips...just so they would be big enough and strong enough to kill Thanos' big ass.
Thanos senses the danger as Quanchi approaches. Knowing that he has little time, Thanos flees in terror. He does not want those lips touching his ass. But, what can Thanos do? Even under his own enormous power, he is no match for this rabid fanboy. Thanos needs the HOTI...and he needs it fast. Can the HOTI help Thanos fend off such an obsessed Thanos groupie? Who knows, but Thanos knows it's his only hope. God speed Thanos...you'll need it to protect yourself...from...from...Quanchi.
With Quanchi approaching at unimaginable speeds, Thanos doubts he will reach the HOTI in time. Getting closer and closer as each moment passes, Quanchi's Hulk like lips grow even larger and stronger. Unlike the Hulk, who grows stronger from continuous anger, Quanchi's lips grow stronger as a result of unimaginable excitement.
Even as a young child, Quanchi's lips have craved the backside of Thanos. Thanos' ass was his only obsession, his only desire...his only reason for living. Eventually, this obsession became so strong, that Quanchi had no choice but to give in to his desire. Quanchi' lips are quivering now...he can almost taste the sweet manna of Thanos' backside. His saliva flows like a massive river between the large cracks on his lips. With Thanos' ass just ahead, Quanchi begins to weep. That ass is finally his. However, Thanos senses Quanchi's increased urgency. With the HOTI out of the question now, due to time constraints, Thanos, being the master planner that he is, realizes that he must teleport to another universe. After he has done so, a god-like being reveals to Thanos, Quanchi's unquenchable obsession. This being also reveals Quanchi's only fear....The Lord of Apokolips!!!!
Thanos teleports to Apokolips, and on bended knees, asks Darkseid to save him from this all powerful fanboy. Darkseid, being the compassionate god that he is, laughs at Thanos...and immediately erases him via the OE.
Quanchi, with his vast omniscience, senses Thanos' sudden demise at the hands of Darkseid. Overcome with sorrow, Quanchi demands vengeance. He seeks out the dark lord of Apokolips and requests Thanos be brought back. When DS refuses, Quanchi begins a string of long and harsh insults. He tells the dark lord, you suck, Superman kicked ur ass, and everybody blocks the OE...it's that simple. You're an over-rated villain who can't accomplish your goals, and Gog kicks your ass too because thanos is the best there is because he has prep skills and you don't because you lose to superman and thanos has the IG and you lose..it's that simple.
With this long discourse from Quanchi, DS is amazed at this fanboy's power. He has given DS a headache as the dark lord is unable to make sense of Quanchi's babblings. In an attempt to gain peace of mind, he uses the Omega effect to shut him the **** up.
DS laughs...and challenges all other Thanos fanboys with a single gesture:
charlemagne i just saw this thread and cannot believe you to be this immature. i have reported you for this. but to do something this silly becuz i say thanos is better than darkseid this is beyond childish. this is troling in the worst way. i had thought better of you before this.
cosigned. sadly this goes on in here and u cant get people to act mature. all i want is to argue comics and not get wrapped up in these cutdown fights.
Some fanboys like (devilgoblin,fear of blood and the mentioned guy) are so stupid that they don't realise that they are owned and they just keep talking giberish.
i wont respond here anymore. this is th last time. i reported the person who started this. i had thought more of charlemage and while we disagreed on many things i would never personally attack him the way he did me. i come here to argue and if someone disagrees with me i just leave it at that.
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Jul 15th, 2007 08:32 AM
i had thought better of you before this.
