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One Big Mob
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Zohan vs Punisher

Someone had to do it sooner or later...

1 hour prep for Punisher.

They fight in New York.

Who wins?

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Jun 10th, 2008 11:20 PM

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Who the **** is Zohan? Not that ghostbuster chick?

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Zohan pinky-pwns him!!

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Who the **** is Zohan? Not that ghostbuster chick?

How can you not know?

Go watch the movie that's in the theaters that has 'Zohan' in the title. He's pretty off the wall.

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Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
How can you not know?

*shrug* Who is he she?

edit: You edited your post.

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Jun 10th, 2008 11:23 PM

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adam sandler for the win............

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adam sandler for the win............

Cosigned. Doesn't even need to be Zohan.

Happy Gilmore for the win. stick out tongue

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Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

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Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

*cough* Stream *cough*

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Stream you say? watch-movies.net you say? Zohan wins.

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WTF IS THIS?!!! What the f**k?

I've seen a lot of retarded versus threads in here and never in my life would I have predicted something like this laughing out loud

Punisher owns this guy. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. I dont give a crap what you guys say how tough Zohan is.

Zohan does not deserve the words don't, mess, and with. After the hour, Zohan is going to be found shot up dead, with his brains all over the sidewalk.

To the guy who made this thread, think of a better fight. You trying to piss the Punisher fans here? If you think stupid Zohan is gonna harm Frank, he's not. The only thing Zohan will do to the Punisher is trying to trim his hair.

This is how it would go:

Punisher: what are you trying to do?

Zohan: making your hair pretty and silky smooth.

Punisher: get away from me!

Zohan: not until this hair gets a trim.

Punisher: ok that's it! (grabs a automatic shotgun out from under his trench coat and shoots Zohan in the head)

End of scene.

See what I mean? This fight is ridiculous. Punisher wins, hands down!

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Now, havent seen the movie yet, but in the preview it shows him catching bullets does it not?

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WTF IS THIS?!!!

I've seen a lot of retarded versus threads in here and never in my life would I have predicted something like this

Punisher owns this guy. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. I dont give a crap what you guys say how tough Zohan is.

Zohan does not deserve the words don't, mess, and with. After the hour, Zohan is going to be found shot up dead, with his brains all over the sidewalk.

To the guy who made this thread, think of a better fight. You trying to piss the Punisher fans here? If you think stupid Zohan is gonna harm Frank, he's not. The only thing Zohan will do to the Punisher is trying to trim his hair.

This is how it would go:

Punisher: what are you trying to do?

Zohan: making your hair pretty and silky smooth.

Punisher: get away from me!

Zohan: not until this hair gets a trim.

Punisher: ok that's it! (grabs a automatic shotgun out from under his trench coat and shoots Zohan in the head)

End of scene.

See what I mean? This fight is ridiculous. Punisher wins, hands down!

Zohan catches bullets with his nostrils. Can Frank do that? laughing

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Zohan catches bullets with his nostrils. Can Frank do that?

Like I give a S*** about some communist's boogers getting bullets stuck in his nose.

Punisher all the way.

Punisher defeating Zohan 10/10

Zohan defeating Punisher (yeah right) 1/10

Jun 11th, 2008 01:48 AM

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Then wouldnt it be Zohan defeating Punisher 1/11 if Punisher defeats Zohan 10/10.

Anyways, your logic is way off. Zohan wins.

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Jun 11th, 2008 01:51 AM

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Zohan is a gay ass commie that only wants to be a barber. Barbers are gay (seriously).

Jun 11th, 2008 01:51 AM

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Yes, barbers are gay. But that just makes it worse, a gay barber beating The Punisher.

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Jun 11th, 2008 01:52 AM

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Zohan can dodge bullets... take bullets... and catch bullets... and was able to dismantle an entire gun before the person clicked the trigger...

So...

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Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

I did...

I love theaters... although they're funner when you're watching a slow movie...

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Originally posted by ThorForce
Yes, barbers are gay. But that just makes it worse, a gay barber beating The Punisher.

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How's about you use that "ThorForce" on your head to see if it will knock some sense into your head so you can realize that Punisher wins this.

Jun 11th, 2008 02:00 AM

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