There is a girl who has top secret information to give to the president.
She's been captured in one of those old school adam west batman type traps.
She's in the middle of a room. and the joker has near simultaneously fired 1,000 lasers all coming from different directions at her.
The heroes job is to move himself inbetween each laser and deflect them and move on to the next, hurling himself in the path of said lasers.
Which heros/villians are fast enough to move about the room deflecting 1,000 lasers coming in omnidirectionally? Each laser must be deflected and met in the direction that they are coming from.
Captain America
Spiderman
Batman
Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Black Adam
Nimrod
Zoom
Flash
Superman
Captain America is fast enough to block a laser, run to another laser in a totally different part of the room and area of direction, and then repeat it 1,000 times in the time it takes light to hit the girl?
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Spider man can hurl himself in front of a laser and then move fast enough to get in front of another in a totally different part of the room? And then repeat a thousand times? in the time it takes for light to travel from it's start to finish? And you say Superman maybe, but say Spiderman obviously? OMG.
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It does not matter, for Spiderman can warp space time so that he makes the rules to this thread.
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It doesn't really matter what the distance is when they are LASERS
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I don't get why people are saying Zoom and Flash. Neither have the durability to tank those thousand laser strikes, and have nothing to deflect them with.
Vibrate through the lasers to redirect the kinetic energy and then launch that energy at the Joker.
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