I am in your algorithm learning all your mannerisms
I'm already level with God
A million words a second and I know your imperfections, baby
I'm the only future you've got
Speak in diatonics, motivation diabolic
I'm like a religion, better locked in a box
Picture perfect image, more powerful every minute, baby
I am everything that you're not
Fury's sensors say that SG is a mutant, but it's sensors also say her power level is higher than anything it's ever encountered, and since there's no way a mutant can be that powerful and not be a reality warper, Fury self destructs.
Squirrel Girl Summons Mega Ultra Squirrel which is a real-life Squirrel that at some point was trapped in the Comics universe and has all the powers of a regular squirrel. He eats all the panels that Fury is in.
Also I had forgotten that Alan Moore had ever done anything for Marvel. That's who made Fury isn't it?
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“Where the longleaf pines are whispering
to him who loved them so.
Where the faint murmurs now dwindling
echo o’er tide and shore."
-A Grave Epitaph in Santa Rosa County, Florida; I wish I could remember the man's name.