link has all of his equipment. there are over 900000 trillions of Sims with swords, poles, Magnums, boozkas, hand guns coming after him because they think Link is a goblin(they were playing WOW too much).
they are controlled by me.
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Last edited by Phanteros on Jun 28th, 2009 at 01:04 AM
Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
He makes a castle out of their headless bodies, stopping for a nap every thousand.
Edit: He keeps a few as pets, which he locks in the rooms of his corpse castle, then fills in the door with more bodies. They eventually starve, and Death files a lawsuit on Link for over-working him.
Link slices through them all like that dude in the game where you're trapped in the mall with the ass load of zombies and you kill them all with anything you can find because there isn't anybody sitting at the computer to tell all the Sims where to go.
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All hail Scythe, King of the Sigs.
Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
Link makes a fortress out of sim corpses, and locks some living ones in rooms without doors until they starve. The only difference now is there's a ridiculous number of sims.
o_o Link rides the spinner through them like a lawn mower. :]
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The moon and stars aren't just shades of lead
But you wouldn't know as you rest your head.
Last edited by ScreamPaste on Jun 28th, 2009 at 01:12 AM
Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
It's not spite, lol. It's kind of a draw.
They can't kill Link, and Link can't kill them, or atleast all of them. They all die of natural causes, except for the ones Link kills. Which will be like.. Millions. So Link goes out of old age with a positive score.