After rescuing Han Solo from the vile clutches of Jabba the Hutt, Luke Skywalker speeds to Dagobah to have a reunion with his Master, Yoda.
On the way there, however, his Hyperdrive Engine cuts out, and he gets stranded somewhere in the depths of space.
After finding out also that his most of the computer systems on his X-wing have shorted out, including the Nav and Communications array, he decides to stay put and focus on staying alive.
As a bit of time passes, and as Luke's companions find out that he's apparently missing - the Emperor and Vader decide they can't wait for Luke to show up, and move their plans ahead for finishing the new Death Star.
- Desperate to find a replacement to confront the Emperor, Leia habitually seeks out another Jedi Master who helped her father in the Clone Wars - Yoda.
She travels to Dagobah, to find the old, wizened Master eating soup, and beseeches him for help.
After realizing he's all they have, he hurries to the Death Star - stowing away inside a shuttle and making his way through the ventilation-ducts to drop down into the Emperor's Throne Room - where the Emperor has stepped out - but Darth Vader is there.
Eh, so I was bored and decided to gimp the muppet.
__________________ Originally posted by Arhael Okay, look. Um, me feels no agenda to meeting and vacuum in leadership position, so me has composed 12 point plan for good happy success.
^ Don't get ahead of the Star Wars timeline, since Karrde didn't do shit then.
On the topic at hand, Yoda admitted that, after reaching 900 years old, he had become sick and weak physically. Also, with his death happening a few days after Jabba's death, Yoda would have been dead by the time Leia found him in the first place or, if not dead, he would have been in absolutely NO condition to fight Vader.
Vader would likely rape Yoda in this then throw the Emperor into the Death Star's core in his spare time just for shits and giggles.
__________________ Originally posted by Arhael Okay, look. Um, me feels no agenda to meeting and vacuum in leadership position, so me has composed 12 point plan for good happy success.
That's why Yoda must learn the ways of the Dark Side and become immortal to beat Vader??
__________________ "Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"
(RotJ) Yoda -vs- Darth Vader (RotJ)
Jan 1st, 2013 10:25 PM
