Who are the stupidest characters in comics. They don't necessarily have to be complete dumb-@$$es. For example, I think Cyclops is incredibly stupid to have cheaten on ominpotent being called the Phoenix. I also think despite Superman's genius intellect he's quite dense in alot of situations. So post away!
Note: Wolverine8888 is not a comic book character and if he was he would certainly win the crown for eternity....
Thor has some wisdom, as a God, but can be outfoxed without much trouble by someone like Loki. He often acts rashly, which is why Odin was always trying to learn him some lessons ( mythic Thor dealt with most problems by killing the closest thing to him.)
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"I'm not smart so much as I am not dumb." - Harlan Ellison
you'd think them becoming gods , would be a bit on an incentive ! They can Genetically create beings that can move planets, defy gravity and survive nukes, and yet they haven't ever thought of space travel?
My friends call it "The Aboot Force". Once Wolverine decides to engage you, he starts talking in crazy Canadian gibberish, the untolerable agony makes you forget your powers until your forced into hand to hand combat with him .. and NO ONE can beat Wolverine hand to hand. Faster than light hand movement, and claws that can cut ANYTHING, even abstract things, like thought bubbles, or time and space. And no amount of force will deter him, ever.
he had the same effect on spidey in the berlin graveyard.
The stupidest hero? that would be a superhero i read about in Wizard comics. he had the ability to turn anything he touched into an explosive weapon. he scratched his butt. its true, I would post the pic but I don't have a scanner..............
batman is stupid , because he had many chances to get some good ol punani from wonder woman and never took them.
thor is stupid because he should just kill loki (and make sure he stays dead) , and ragnarok would never happen and i don't care that there is a law forbidding one asgardian to kill another.
kryptonians are stupid for listening to a cold emotionless machine instead of jor-el (jor-el was pretty much the only one with any normal sense).
and captain america and the avengers are stupid for not deciding to kill wanda when they had the chance.
__________________ "It wasn't even about the eggs. Quite frankly I like the eggs, I don't have no...problem with...It's just there's always been a lot of tension between me & Lois. It's not so much as I want to kill her...I just want her...to not be...alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, wouldn't it be MARVELOUS if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
__________________ "It wasn't even about the eggs. Quite frankly I like the eggs, I don't have no...problem with...It's just there's always been a lot of tension between me & Lois. It's not so much as I want to kill her...I just want her...to not be...alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, wouldn't it be MARVELOUS if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
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Dec 1st, 2005 10:00 PM
! They can Genetically create beings that can move planets, defy gravity and survive nukes, and yet they haven't ever thought of space travel? 
its true, I would post the pic but I don't have a scanner..............
