Starscream M
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Which character has the best dialogue?
Which character's dialogue can you consistently count on to entertain and amuse you?
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Nov 2nd, 2007 02:07 PM
roughrider
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Deadpool for sure. By a country mile.
Spider Man is right behind him.
The Hulk, when written by Peter David.
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:29 PM
Starscream M
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I personally generally prefer the dialogue of villains, especially arrogant meglomaniacs:
ie.
Dr. Doom, Apocalypse, Darkseid
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:33 PM
Deadline
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I actually like some of Wolverine dialogue. No nonsense. Spiderman is probably the best hillarious.
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:46 PM
willRules
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Batman gets the coolest lines.
For example?
Random Villain: "B..but I saw you crushed under all that debris, how did you survive?"
Batman: "I'm the Batman."
I also like a lot of comments from the ultimate Universe eg Cap's "You think this stands for France?" moment. I loved it when Ultimate Xavier took down Magneto with "Goodbye old friend, give my regards to the Dodo."
My favourite line in a comic probably has to be In the last issue of Ultimates vol 1 when Iron-man gets the idea of disposing the universe destroying bomb by giving it to Thor to get rid of and Black Widow says something like.....
Black Widow: "What's Thor going to do? Dump it in Narnia, we aren't talking about a Norse God, Thor's a delusional schizophrenic."
Then the doors open to reveal Thor stood silhouetted in the sunlight....
Thor: "Oh ye of little Faith."
Coolest scene ever!!!!!
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:46 PM
ExodusCloak
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Layla Miller, Emma Frost, Deadpool
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:49 PM
grey fox
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
My favourite line in a comic probably has to be In the last issue of Ultimates vol 1 when Iron-man gets the idea of disposing the universe destroying bomb by giving it to Thor to get rid of and Black Widow says something like.....
Black Widow: "What's Thor going to do? Dump it in Narnia, we aren't talking about a Norse God, Thor's a delusional schizophrenic."
Then the doors open to reveal Thor stood silhouetted in the sunlight....
Thor: "Oh ye of little Faith."
Coolest scene ever!!!!!
B*tch please, Thor wouldn't DARE drop it in Narnia. Aslan would tear his f*cking face off !
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:50 PM
Deadline
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ExodusCloak
Layla Miller, Emma Frost, Deadpool
Mutie lover.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by grey fox
B*tch please, Thor wouldn't DARE drop it in Narnia. Aslan would tear his f*cking face off !
*slaps grey fox in the face with a glove* Dont blaspheme b*tch!
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:52 PM
ExodusCloak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Alfheim
Mutie lover.
Deadpools not a mutant
I'll give Spidey props at times...I like Batman as well...and when written properly Wonder Women can be a riot.
But off the top of my head that's about it...
I admit to laughing at some of the Hulks one-liners in WWH though.
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:53 PM
willRules
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by grey fox
B*tch please, Thor wouldn't DARE drop it in Narnia. Aslan would tear his f*cking face off !
Totally agree, As cool as Thor is, He's no Aslan. Aslan's a total badass
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:54 PM
Deadline
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ExodusCloak
Deadpools not a mutant
I knew you'd say that.
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Nov 2nd, 2007 03:58 PM
Dum Dum Dugan
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avengers advantures has some of the funnest lines
Nov 2nd, 2007 04:21 PM
grey fox
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Alfheim
Mutie lover.
*slaps grey fox in the face with a glove* Dont blaspheme b*tch!
Dude, Lion Jesus is fine with it, as is Fem-Jesus.
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Nov 2nd, 2007 04:25 PM
tjcoady
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Tommy Monaghan and John Constantine always get great lines.
Swamp Thing is fun to listen to, especially if you're reading the Alan Moore era: I like reading his lines aloud: "The Green...all your....hate...and...anger....washes...over into it....the Trees...The Trees!...THE TREES!" if you read his lines aloud with the ellipses in them, at the pace you imagine Swamp Thing talking in, it's great.
Jack Hawksmoor always gets good lines.
Batman is key for some great badass lines- "I'm not here for the wedding. Just the fight."
Dr. Strange always gets good ones too. He works best when he's more witty and literary than when writers make him sound topical though.
Hands down though, Blaastar from the Negative Zone has the best lines.
Nov 2nd, 2007 06:06 PM
willRules
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by grey fox
Dude, Lion Jesus is fine with it, as is Fem-Jesus.
As a Christian I'm gonna regret this one.......
What's Fem-Jesus?
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Nov 2nd, 2007 08:55 PM
ankur29
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GO BE invunerable in JERSEY
i'm the juggernaut *****!
etc etc
spiderman's lines are cool!
as are
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Nov 2nd, 2007 09:33 PM
grey fox
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
As a Christian I'm gonna regret this one.......
What's Fem-Jesus?
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Thats Fem-Jesus !
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Nov 2nd, 2007 09:39 PM
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Nov 2nd, 2007 10:15 PM
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