basilisk
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The Eight Dumbest Characters in Marvel
We've seen a lot of the eight smartest guys and so on. But who would you rate as the eight dumbest?
a) Not including people who lost intelligence through brain damage, retardation/mutation etc like Hulk and Drax. Just the naturally stupid?
b) Everyone for consideration? Including Drax, Hulk etc.
Rhino must be a contender.
1) ?
2) ?
3) Rhino?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?
May 21st, 2010 01:21 PM
roughrider
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Stilt Man.
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May 21st, 2010 03:11 PM
steverules_2
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I would say hulk but he has done some pretty clever things I guess He's still pretty dumb though
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May 21st, 2010 03:34 PM
Omega Vision
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Rhino is 1 through 7 while Sally Floyd takes number 8.
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May 21st, 2010 03:37 PM
batdude123
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They'd all be women.
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May 21st, 2010 04:20 PM
Omega Vision
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by batdude123
They'd all be women.
Oh you and your misogyny.
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May 21st, 2010 04:22 PM
marwash22
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Sandman has to be up there.
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May 21st, 2010 05:09 PM
basilisk
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Flash Thompson?
May 21st, 2010 05:20 PM
Q99
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Oh you and your misogyny.
Which despite the dancing banana, isn't funny.
May 21st, 2010 05:30 PM
TheTyrant
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Rhino, Gargan, Sandman. The rest don't matter.
May 21st, 2010 05:52 PM
batdude123
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It's hilarious.
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May 21st, 2010 05:53 PM
basilisk
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Also Orca and Wundarr were pretty dumb for the (b) category.
For the (a) category I wonder if Juggernaut is a candidate?
May 21st, 2010 06:14 PM
Konton
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Gender: Male Location: Michigan
Match
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May 21st, 2010 06:41 PM
JakeTheBank
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Absorbing Man is kinda stupid.
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May 21st, 2010 06:43 PM
roughrider
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Tiger Shark.
All of the Wrecking crew.
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May 21st, 2010 07:11 PM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by roughrider
Tiger Shark.
All of the Wrecking crew.
Not all of the Crew. Thunderball was an actual physicist.
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May 21st, 2010 07:17 PM
marwash22
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Grundy... he was stupid beforehand, correct?
Rounding out the top 10 of stupid characters would have to every single one of Superman's rogues gallery. They're all dumb 'cause they've all had ample opportunity to kill the guy on multiple occasions but always do something stupid. I realize most of it is writing, but still; making grandiose speeches is pretty dumb.
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May 21st, 2010 07:43 PM
JakeTheBank
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This is Marvel, though.
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May 21st, 2010 07:44 PM
marwash22
HELL YEAH.
Gender: Male Location: Balls deep in your cerebral cortex
btw, i thought the women comment was kinda funny. Not true, but funny.
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May 21st, 2010 07:44 PM
marwash22
HELL YEAH.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
This is Marvel, though.
damn, and it's right in the title too... *is dumb*
May 21st, 2010 07:45 PM
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