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Fellowship: The 30 Seconds Version
I found this at Book-a-Minute:
The Fellowship of the Ring
by J.R.R. Tolkien
GANDALF: Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple of decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.
BILBO: It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(FRODO takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by BLACK RIDERS a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
ELROND: Frodo Baggins, if Saruon ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
BOROMIR: Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.
FRODO: No.
BOROMIR: What have I done? (dies)
had to put in a spoiler tag there - mah
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mah
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I think some of my friends would choose that over the long version, but I'd stick to the original
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May 7th, 2002 02:39 PM |
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Spoiler tag uneeded, but okay.
I though it was funny. Especially "They are attacked by the Black Riders A LOT, and it was SCARY." 
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Dexx
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yup...itz pritty funny
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May 9th, 2002 09:49 AM |
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REXXXX
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BILBO: It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That's my favorite part.
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May 12th, 2002 03:58 PM |
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Dexx
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i'm laughing whenever i read it....like now.....
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May 13th, 2002 07:45 PM |
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Mujaffa
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May 14th, 2002 02:06 PM |
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REXXXX
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As do I.
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May 14th, 2002 02:12 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
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really!
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May 14th, 2002 02:14 PM |
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Dexx
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shit!...so damn funny....
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May 14th, 2002 07:31 PM |
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mah
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is it really THAT funny?
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May 15th, 2002 02:12 PM |
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Dexx
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May 15th, 2002 06:04 PM |
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It is funny but NOT that funny as Dexx considers.That's my opinion.
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May 15th, 2002 08:22 PM |
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Dexx
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It's god damn funny....
Don't underestimate it's funnyness
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May 15th, 2002 08:48 PM |
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Fitch
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(almost)everybody has a different opinion 
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May 15th, 2002 08:51 PM |
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Dexx
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So damn funny that me not cing what u write cause laughing.
I don't have a different oppinion. I have my oppinion. AND IT'S DAMN FUNNY!!!!
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May 15th, 2002 08:53 PM |
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Fitch
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Cut it out ......u're wacko......nope.....u'll like that......so y're not 
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May 16th, 2002 08:32 PM |
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Dexx
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look...as long as u say i'm a wacko, at least specify that i'm unofficial. I know someone would appreciate it 
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May 16th, 2002 08:35 PM |
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belive me I know but I like to give people a chance(not in u're chase ).There is an official wacko but i refer to you as the ultimate wacko so i don't mind anyone
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May 16th, 2002 08:42 PM |
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Dexx
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ok...make it less complicated. Don't call me a wacko at all
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May 16th, 2002 08:50 PM |
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