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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
 Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
funny....
Hello people me again...... i was looking at a topic in the movie discussion about favorite jokes in movies then i was thinking it would be rather funny if we could write down or favortie jokes in general...SO this is the place to do write them.......so feel free to write them down.... (i don't mind if there rude or not but its wat other people think. 
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sfighter17
Gitaroo Man
 Gender: Male
Location: In a cardboard box on the street |
Your mom is like a tv, even a two year old can turn her on!
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May 19th, 2004 02:43 PM |
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Yeah, r-e-a-l nice! 
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May 19th, 2004 06:36 PM |
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sfighter17
Gitaroo Man
Gender: Male
Location: In a cardboard box on the street |
I didn't mean it towards ladygrim
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May 19th, 2004 07:31 PM |
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No, I know!
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May 19th, 2004 07:32 PM |
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sfighter17
Gitaroo Man
Gender: Male
Location: In a cardboard box on the street |
Oh... 
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May 19th, 2004 07:35 PM |
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House of Jade
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Don't worry!  I just mean't the 2 year old thing......where is it from?
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May 19th, 2004 07:37 PM |
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sfighter17
Gitaroo Man
Gender: Male
Location: In a cardboard box on the street |
I can't remember where I heard it from.
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May 19th, 2004 07:39 PM |
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
lol..i just heard one..'your moms so big that shes from both sides of the family...'
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May 19th, 2004 07:39 PM |
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sfighter17
Gitaroo Man
Gender: Male
Location: In a cardboard box on the street |
Your mom is so fat, people jog around her to get exercise. 
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May 19th, 2004 07:44 PM |
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
your mom is so hairy they filmed'gorilla's in the mist when she took a shower'
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May 19th, 2004 07:58 PM |
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LanceWindu
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What occurs once every minute, twice every moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
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May 19th, 2004 08:00 PM |
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sfighter17
Gitaroo Man
Gender: Male
Location: In a cardboard box on the street |
Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store, and starved to death.
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May 19th, 2004 08:01 PM |
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
lol.... your moms glasses are so thick she can see the future .... your so bald i can see wat ur thinking
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May 19th, 2004 08:08 PM |
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House of Jade
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Nice ones guys......but isn't this discrimination against mothers!!!
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May 19th, 2004 08:10 PM |
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Myth
Give me your babies!!!
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Location: Oregon |
To say "Your MOM!" is old and unoriginal.
Thats why on Mother's Day we started (and still use) "YOUR MOM!... ON MOTHER'S DAY! OH!" Its like a double whammy.
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Greg Oden: The future of the Blazers. The future of the NBA.
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May 19th, 2004 08:13 PM |
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no_one_really
Bandgeek
 Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere in the united states... |
How is math like sex?
First, you add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
add 1 and 0 together,
and hope you don't multiply...
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May 19th, 2004 10:50 PM |
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MichaelMyerscoo
Weird Al fan
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Location: Nietherworld |
ummmmmmmm........I got 1! What did the astraunat say when he found bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it. get it? Hey diddle diddle.................................. And the cow jumped over moon!
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