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jedi2187
tha l'il guy
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Praha
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Last One Standing: Yoda vs. Spock
Spock: pointy ears
Yoda: pointy ears
ADVANTAGE: Tie
Spock: Pon Farr every seven years
Yoda: Jenna Jameson Holovids
ADVANTAGE: Yoda
Spock: Vulcan nerve pinch
Yoda: Force-(fill in the blank)
ADVANTAGE: Yoda
Spock: Haircut like the Beatles, with sideburns
Yoda: comb-over
ADVANTAGE: Spock
Spock: 6'2"
Yoda: not tall enough to go on the rides
ADVANTAGE: Spock
Spock: Worked with the crew of the Enterprise-A
Yoda: Senior member of the Jedi council and personally "mentored" Aayla Secura
ADVANTAGE: Yoda
Spock: Came back from the dead
Yoda: Looks like a roadie for the 'Dead
ADVANTAGE: Spock
Spock: Almost 200 years old
Yoda: Clocked at around 840
ADVANTAGE: Yoda
Winner for this round: Yoda!
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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Keyboard- 24 dollars.
Star Trek and Star Wars rentals- 35 dollars.
Bribe to get your older brother off the computer- 12 dollars.
Making Yoda once again, the man- Priceless.
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Mar 31st, 2005 07:53 PM |
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AngryApocalypse
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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ahahahhahahahhaha lol. I LOVE that commercial
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Mar 31st, 2005 08:13 PM |
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Julie
The Student
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: New Jersey
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yoda...yoda....he looks good for being that old
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Apr 1st, 2005 04:36 AM |
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AngryApocalypse
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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does spock even have powers?
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Apr 1st, 2005 04:38 AM |
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Julie
The Student
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: New Jersey
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don't know I never was much of a trekkie
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Apr 1st, 2005 04:41 AM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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Yeah, he has the power to remain unsurprised at all times.
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Apr 1st, 2005 05:39 AM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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Dude, have you guys ever seen Spack sing the song about the hobbit? I think that if you watch that you might give him a chance lol
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Apr 1st, 2005 05:40 AM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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A hobbit? Been watching the van DVD player in the garage again?
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Apr 1st, 2005 05:43 AM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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what? no
also, have you seen william shatner performing rocket man?
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"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the force."
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Apr 1st, 2005 05:44 AM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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Never. I woudl love to, though
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Apr 1st, 2005 05:47 AM |
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Tormentor_2004
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: San Jose, CaliforniaAccount Restricted
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wat superhuman powers does he possess?
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Apr 1st, 2005 05:48 AM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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How dare you question the super powers of Willaim Shatner!
seducing green aliens is like the force, it takes concentration, stamina and heart.
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Apr 1st, 2005 06:57 AM |
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Darth_DaNThEMaN
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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yoda is a jedi
spock is a homosexual
advantage, yoda, and the rest of SW becuz star trek SUCKS
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Apr 1st, 2005 09:21 PM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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I agree star wars is superior, but like i said, once you've seen spock singing about the hobbit, you might change your mind
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Apr 2nd, 2005 02:04 AM |
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OB1-adobe
Senior Member
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: littleton
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Okay this is a weird topic.
Spock has the vulcan neck pinch....well if he tried that on yoda, he would have to bend all the way down, and by that time Yoda would have already chopped off his knee caps, and force thrown his pointy eared ass right back into that radioactive chamber thing from Star Trek 2.
"Die fast and prosper you must, mmmm"
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Apr 8th, 2005 11:11 PM |
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Darth Destroyer
Dark Lord of the Sith
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Canada
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Oh yeah Yoda would own Spock's pointy ear ass he would force lightning his ass before spock even got close enough to use his weak ass neck pinch!!!
Much too learn spock still has!
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Apr 8th, 2005 11:39 PM |
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DarkNemesis
Uber Dark Lord
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: The Dark Side of the Force
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Yoda owns spock anyday.
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Apr 8th, 2005 11:42 PM |
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Darth_DaNThEMaN
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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i see the match going two ways actually............
A: spock loses his temper and goes ballistic on Yoda, and soon thereafter Yoda cuts him into 38902109830198309882139 pieces.
B: spock gets horny and tries to suck on Yoda's ears, soon thereafter Yoda cuts him into 389374028932039874390874 pieces....
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Apr 9th, 2005 03:30 AM |
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Hey Yo!
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Ireland.Moderator
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Yoda obviously, spock is a low level telepath with superhuman strength...
yoda has force powers and a lightsaber...
yoda wins...
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