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Tired-Hiker
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Things to say to women to make them melt like butter.

Say this to the woman you love and she'll melt in your arms:

"I'm sorry, I missed what you said. Your beauty distracted me."

Then, after she kisses you, say:

"Oh, and the touch of your skin is legend, by the way." wink

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Jackie Malfoy
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Yea also stuff to say so not to get slaped."I am sorry I was not paying attention to you I saw this hot girl over there and between the two of you well I would reather be with her then you!"jm

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Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it wink

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That's alot of work for a slap JM. Just ignore them or stare at their chest, if you want a slap. laughing out loud

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Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it .

-AC

It's a lie TTH, if you EVER don't hear everything a woman says she'll get pissed. stick out tongue

Lucky for me I enjoy talking to my female-friends. eek!

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Jackie Malfoy
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That's alot of work for a slap JM. Just ignore them or stare at their chest, if you want a slap.

That is true!jm laughing

Apr 12th, 2005 11:55 PM

Pandemoniac
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Aah going the poetic way this evening!

How's this: A sunrise seems like a mere candle in your presence...

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Tired-Hiker
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Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it .

-AC

Oh, um, go away? eek!

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Tired-Hiker
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Folks, folks, folks. It's all in the delivery of how you say it. wink

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JToTheP
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Oh, um, go away?

TTH, don't make take both of your weapons away....again... evil face

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Tired-Hiker
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TTH, don't make take both of your weapons away....again...

Dude, don't hate on me just because I have a sweet ass. smile

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I find that women react best if you just give them a really really
really nice sweet smile.

Makes 'em think that you're seeing their "inner beauty" and all
that...stuff.

But what do I know.

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Tired-Hiker
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No, women love it when you say, "I was spying on you last night and I think you should leave a bit more early for work since you are late all the time." smile

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JToTheP
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Dude, don't hate on me just because I have a sweet ass.

Hey TTH....that's a pretty sweet jacket your wearing. stick out tongue

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" Yo ***** get that fat ass ova here before I go limp"

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" Yo ***** get that fat ass ova here before I go limp"

Are you trying to get Paris Hilton's attention?

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Tired-Hiker
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Hey TTH....that's a pretty sweet jacket your wearing.

Thanks, beh beh! wink

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Pandemoniac
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Hmm, you go limp very fast, or you like really big and slow women

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"Hey girl I just got blinded by your stunning good looks"

...To be truthful it doesn't work sad

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No, women love it when you say, "I was spying on you last night and I think you should leave a bit more early for work since you are late all the time."

Absolutely.

It drives women insane when I coincidentally happen to know their favourite brand of cereal.

Have to pry them off with a crowbar.

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