Listen up folks, the Kodak Powerflash one-time-use camera comes through again!
Two nights ago, I was standing in the express line at my neighborhood supermarket, minding my own business. Just as I reached for the latest issue of "In-Style" magazine with actress Teri Hatcher on the cover this dim-wit cuts in line.
I played it off at first, then I realized "I could really get this guy."....."I could get him good."
I pulled out my camera, made sure he was in the 4 to 16 flash range, charged the flash, then asked the vile humanoid if I could get a snapshot of him. Either he was ignoring me, or I didn't say it loud enough, because I got nothing out of him. He wasn't looking at me, so I took it anyways.
Heh.
But thats not all! After he left I told the cashier.
"I've already got the title to this masterpiece." "Snapshot of an idiot."
The role of film is being developed right now.
I'll let you know how it comes out.
I have to be sure to see this picture after it is ready.JM
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Man. that reminds me of this time I got this guy really good. Again, it took place at a large retail conglomerate that shall remain nameless. I was debating the many choices of insect repelant that had been placed before me. This gentleman cross my path while uttering "excuse me" He reached in front of me and took a 'Skeeter Stick from right in front of me. I looked at him and said "Excuse me. sir. That is not your 'Skeeter Stick". it was a day he won't soon forget.
Hahaha. How great. What a positively great idea. That guy will really regret cutting you in line now that you're going to show a picture of him doing nothing to a bunch of bored forumites.
Well, sorry it took soooo long. I had to use my friend Jeff's Mom's scanner. I hope it was worth the wait. i deliberated on using a Photoshop filter to pixilate the fellow's face. i didn't (devious) Anywho...Here it is!!!
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Re: I got him pretty good.
It's hard to tell what is most lame about this post. Is it:
A/ That this person reads "In-Style".
B/ That this person decided to take a picture of some dude who cut in front of him in line instead of saying, "excuse me, but you cut in front of me".
C/ That this person actually thinks that they "got" someone by perpetrating the lamest "burn" I have ever heard of. Actually it is so lame that we should dare not even refer to it as a "burn".
D/ Or that this person decided to share this wonderfully boring and lame experience with the uninterested masses in hopes of garnering such reactions as. "WOW, you got that guy good!" or "I wish I was a whimsical and as clever as you my daring candid camera toting friend!".
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I agree, I did get him pretty good. It did flash through my head that I was going to get a beating outside, but once its on film, it's forever. I didn't get a whooping, so that's good. Maybe this can be seen as the first step to standing up for myself. My sister told me I was full of it, so I can see where you are coming from.