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diegocala
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 Laundry Joke

Dear Tide:
> > > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best. In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My
husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem. One thing led to
another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse as well. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got
a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out! They came out so
well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people.


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i gotta git me some of dat tide... stick out tongue evil face evil face
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Corny


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corny that was funny i liked it
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i dont think this persons only problem is stains on her shirt laughing out loud
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i am afriad not lol
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laughing Nice laughing


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it was good
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For a minute there I thought diegocala's name was actually dietcola. ninja


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changes DNA huh. COOL


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omigosh laughing out loud
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I've got a better LaundryJoke.

Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't spit your load out.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by diegocala
Dear Tide:
> > > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best. In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My
husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem. One thing led to
another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse as well. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got
a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out! They came out so
well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people.
laughing


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Damn, Old school people....
I remember most of them too...
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
For a minute there I thought diegocala's name was actually dietcola. ninja


laughing


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Deniro was the best.


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Uhhh, how do you know him... You registered last month...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Uhhh, how do you know him... You registered last month...


Just because he registered last month doesn't mean he hasn't talked to him...

Unless Deniro hasn't been on... in that case... confused


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Uhhh, how do you know him... You registered last month...


I've read his posts.


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Yea D doesn't post anymore....


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