Woman: For the last damn time, Osama Bin Laden is at my house right now in the attic holding my daughter hostage asking me to rob a bank for him while talking on the cell.
Judge Judy: Why is he asking you to talk on the cell?
Woman: He was testing to see if the cell charges extra for calling from Beijing to here.
1. She was brainwashed and the person on the phone was talking her through it, or that was her intriicate alibi in case she got caught.
2. She was blond, and the phone was a recording telling her to breath in and out non-stop.
3. It was a collaboration and the bank manager's were talking her through the most efficient tactics.
4. She was checking her voicemail because she has a great social life.
1. Phone sex with Spike Lee
2. Confessing to her priest.
3. Asking her partner if he (she?) wants the loot in 20's.
4. It's not a cell phone, but the world's most bizarre-looking, and sentient, cheek wart.
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