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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

An interesting little tale . . .

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

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Oct 21st, 2008 11:41 PM

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Ax3l
Cummin Soon

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And that's the story of my birth.

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The Legend Returns...

Oct 21st, 2008 11:44 PM

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Neo Darkhalen
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Oct 21st, 2008 11:49 PM

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Mairuzu
Old School Cool

Gender: Male
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At first i was like no expression

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

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Oct 21st, 2008 11:54 PM

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
At first i was like

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

Liar, you know I'm the shit, brah.

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Oct 21st, 2008 11:55 PM

The Pict
Defender Of The Faith

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Re: An interesting little tale . . .

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

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Oct 22nd, 2008 02:15 AM

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dadudemon
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My grandfather told me a similar joke about himself when I was 8. big grin

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
At first i was like

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

*holds Mairuzu's hand on the way out while skipping*

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gefallen_engel
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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Liar, you know I'm the shit, brah.

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Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein, ohne dich. Ohne dich z�hl ich die Stunden ohne dich. Lohnen nicht.

Oct 22nd, 2008 05:12 AM

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Syren
dreaming

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
At first i was like

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

I can't believe you took the section of my sig out of yours

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Oct 22nd, 2008 01:54 PM

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The Red
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

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Oct 22nd, 2008 02:36 PM

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steverules
The doctor

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Shreks an ogre

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Mairuzu
Old School Cool

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
I can't believe you took the section of my sig out of yours

take it up with strangelove

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TGFwashere

Oct 22nd, 2008 03:26 PM

That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

took me a little bit to get it

Oct 22nd, 2008 05:45 PM

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by dadudemon
My grandfather told me a similar joke about himself when I was 8.

*holds Mairuzu's hand on the way out while skipping*

Fu** you, bi*tch! big grin

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Oct 22nd, 2008 08:16 PM

dadudemon
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fu** you, bi*tch!

HEY!

That was intended to get a response from Mairuzu, not insult you! laughing

And I'm sure your wife would agree about your little joke...she's hogging your penis so much that she got preggers.....and yet you demand suckles.

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Oct 22nd, 2008 08:39 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY!

That was intended to get a response from Mairuzu, not insult you!

And I'm sure your wife would agree about your little joke...she's hogging your penis so much that she got preggers.....and yet you demand suckles.

Dude, my post was directed at Mairuzu as well. What the f is with you lately? confused

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Oct 22nd, 2008 08:41 PM

dadudemon
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Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, my post was directed at Mairuzu as well. What the f is with you lately?

DUDE! My last post was directed at Mairuzu, too. How could you could be confused about that? It was quite obvious.

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Oct 22nd, 2008 08:43 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by dadudemon
DUDE! My last post was directed at Mairuzu, too. How could you could be confused about that? It was quite obvious.

Dude, Mairuzu. Dude.

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