Why is sex with men better than sex with women, and how does it prove speciation?
I new I was first gay when I was 2 weeks old. My mother told me that when teh doctor slapped my ass to make me cry and clear out my longs after being delivered, instead of crying, I started cooing and giggling. The only time I cried frantically was when he stopped. They tried to get teh nurse to slap it for me again to settle me down, but I would only stop crying when it was slapped by the firm rugged hands of teh surgeon.
I had my first boyfriend at teh age of 12, and I met him at teh first Boyscout camp I went to. He was teh scoutmaster, and he taught me the Truth of evolution and Macro Speciation. It was then when I started to realize that panspermia was used to create teh Universe through the impregnation of primordial elements into teh virgin earth, through the wave duality theory of cosmological exoteria. L Ron Hubbard's works also inspired me to understand that teh Aliens who impregnated teh earth.
Speciation and Macro evolution lead me to believe that my mission was to control the rising epidemic overpopulation in the universe. I went out on a mission to try to convice as many guys as I could to have sex with me to keep them from having sex with teh women and producing more unwanted children in teh world.
So anyway..sex with men is much better than with women.
Re: Why is sex with men better than sex with women, and how does it prove speciation?
It sounds to me teh like you're just trying to make up excuses for the lifestyle choices that you've made in life. I truly have pity on you my friend. You are one screwed up dude.
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Hmm for the first part, because over a million people are pathetic? For the second, yeah just one fo those, I think I wrote something about Star Wars at some point, there you see, I'd even shoot myself for a good joke...which is obviously better than Snoopy who will shoot someone else for 7.56$.
I don't know why you keep posting that statement. Honestly I don't even know the guy. If I wrote something that hilarious, believe me, I'd take credit for it. The guy is just a hack and socks everywhere in the forum. The following list below represents the people who he's sucessfully created socks for thus far.
Ushgarak = Ushomefree
Deano = Nuclear Winter
Blue Nocturne = whob
teh smart guy = Captain Fantastic
And I'm sure there are countless others. Funny as hell though. He has Captain Fantastic down pat..
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Last edited by whobdamandog on May 20th, 2006 at 05:33 PM
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<---this shows I am laughing
It must be you...it is so totally you just even more stupid. To be honest, I don't think anyone get down to that level except for you, you should take credit for that.