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 Top ten reasons why beer is better then Jesus

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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I didnt even crack a smile.


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thats not funny, thats flat out dumb.

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I hate when people laugh at their own jokes. no expression


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i hate when people think they are funny


and btw: GO CHRISTIANITY!!!
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Originally posted by Aziz!
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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[sarcasm]Yea really funny! I'm laughing hysterical.[/sarcasm]
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i hate when people think they are funny


and btw: GO CHRISTIANITY!!!

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IT'S YOUR TURN TO DO IT!


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I cummed in my sisters panties.Twice.And to be honest,I want to do it again.

Dude.That's just sick.


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My mom beats me. My dads gay. I suck off horses. And my uncle rapes me.


Whoa.


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here is a good reason why beer is better than jesus!!!

Number one reason of all time: Beer is actually REAL!


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Who loves me more...Jesus or beer?
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here is a good reason why beer is better than jesus!!!

Number one reason of all time: Beer is actually REAL!

Number Two: Jesus Gives you Liver Problems! eek!





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Jesus.


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Who loves me more...Jesus or beer?


Beer


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i can tellu ten reasons why im better than beer


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i can tellu ten reasons why im better than beer


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well i have these things called boobs and there all yours if u dont touch that booze laughing out loud


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well i have these things called boobs and there all yours if u dont touch that booze laughing out loud


*invents beer with boobs*

shifty


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