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Originally posted by DarkC
With my twisted mischevious sense of humor, very!

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Originally posted by Ladyluck
That's awesome.

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Originally posted by Mišt
Oh...well...I was gonna say I kidnapped a 3rd world country and force feed them acid until they bled from their eyes, but your day sounds a lot more evil

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Originally posted by Spartan005
Thats pretty damn funny

About two months ago, I did something like that....

There was this really annoying kid in my Spanish class, who kept on poking me and calling me all these dumb ass names (he was a nerd) So one day at the end of the period, he put his backpack on his desk and started talking to the kid behind him. So I took out this huge black marker and drew a penis that took up his entire backpack Everyone in the hallway was hysterical

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Jesus, how eventful is your life!!?!?!

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Originally posted by DarkC
It shore is.

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Originally posted by Spartan005
Thats pretty damn funny

About two months ago, I did something like that....

There was this really annoying kid in my Spanish class, who kept on poking me and calling me all these dumb ass names (he was a nerd) So one day at the end of the period, he put his backpack on his desk and started talking to the kid behind him. So I took out this huge black marker and drew a penis that took up his entire backpack Everyone in the hallway was hysterical

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Originally posted by Spartan005
Thats pretty damn funny

About two months ago, I did something like that....

There was this really annoying kid in my Spanish class, who kept on poking me and calling me all these dumb ass names (he was a nerd) So one day at the end of the period, he put his backpack on his desk and started talking to the kid behind him. So I took out this huge black marker and drew a penis that took up his entire backpack Everyone in the hallway was hysterical

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Originally posted by DarkC
So I had Chemistry first thing in the morning and the fellow in front of me, Craig, was taking a nap.

I roll my eyes and take out a large Post-It, and decide what to stick on his back.

"Kick me"? Nah. Too old.
"Feed me twinkies"? Nah. Too childish.
"I hate Microsoft?" Nah. Too popular.

Suddenly I get an idea, and take out a bunch of extra capital alphabet stickers that I got the day before from Social St.

The end product looked something like this:

Presenting Craig Engleman:
Now....
018
Days without a shower!

Smiling to myself, I sit back after I stick the thing on his back. Several minutes later the teacher notices.
"Someone wake Craig up." she said, annoyed.

Before anyone could make a move, I roughly shake him awake, saying quite audibly: "Hey, Craig, that chick over there is totally checking you out."
He snaps awake in a flash. "Where?"

The class roars with laughter, and poor ol' Craig blushes deeply.
"Your girlfriend is so going to know that, Craig." his friend said, laughing.

Poor ol' Craig.




Anyways.

I had Electronics last, and skipped again with Ricky to go to Future Shop("Use your f*cking fiber-optic probe!"). I tried Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

"You suck at driving!" he said after watching me weave helplessly, crashing into about 70% of the destructible objects I pass. "Seriously, man. I would not get into a car with you at the wheel. Ever."
I give him the controller and he promptly crashes into a cab.
"I suck at driving?" I say, dripping sarcasm.

We tried out a quick game of Madden NFL 06 next.
"You suck!" he says after he sacks me.
"You suck!" I say after he misses a tackle.
"You suck!" he says after I fail to convert a fourth down.

"Ooh, watch this field goal, man." he says. "It's going! It's good!"

It goes a mile wide.

"You suck." I said.


So we get back without being detected, and at the end of the class the teacher goes: "Hey, is anyone missing some money?"
Without thinking, I take a stab at it. "Is it a five-dollar bill?"
Teacher: "You're missing a five dollar bill?"

Heehee, no. I thought.
"Yeah." I said, managing to keep my face straight.

He gives it to me. Yay.

I buy a Starbucks Frappacino with it.

I am so going to hell for today.

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Originally posted by NineCoronas


All the Asian's here think they're gangsters.

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Originally posted by DarkC
So I had Chemistry first thing in the morning and the fellow in front of me, Craig, was taking a nap.

I roll my eyes and take out a large Post-It, and decide what to stick on his back.

"Kick me"? Nah. Too old.
"Feed me twinkies"? Nah. Too childish.
"I hate Microsoft?" Nah. Too popular.

Suddenly I get an idea, and take out a bunch of extra capital alphabet stickers that I got the day before from Social St.

The end product looked something like this:

Presenting Craig Engleman:
Now....
018
Days without a shower!

Smiling to myself, I sit back after I stick the thing on his back. Several minutes later the teacher notices.
"Someone wake Craig up." she said, annoyed.

Before anyone could make a move, I roughly shake him awake, saying quite audibly: "Hey, Craig, that chick over there is totally checking you out."
He snaps awake in a flash. "Where?"

The class roars with laughter, and poor ol' Craig blushes deeply.
"Your girlfriend is so going to know that, Craig." his friend said, laughing.

Poor ol' Craig.




Anyways.

I had Electronics last, and skipped again with Ricky to go to Future Shop("Use your f*cking fiber-optic probe!"). I tried Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

"You suck at driving!" he said after watching me weave helplessly, crashing into about 70% of the destructible objects I pass. "Seriously, man. I would not get into a car with you at the wheel. Ever."
I give him the controller and he promptly crashes into a cab.
"I suck at driving?" I say, dripping sarcasm.

We tried out a quick game of Madden NFL 06 next.
"You suck!" he says after he sacks me.
"You suck!" I say after he misses a tackle.
"You suck!" he says after I fail to convert a fourth down.

"Ooh, watch this field goal, man." he says. "It's going! It's good!"

It goes a mile wide.

"You suck." I said.


So we get back without being detected, and at the end of the class the teacher goes: "Hey, is anyone missing some money?"
Without thinking, I take a stab at it. "Is it a five-dollar bill?"
Teacher: "You're missing a five dollar bill?"

Heehee, no. I thought.
"Yeah." I said, managing to keep my face straight.

He gives it to me. Yay.

I buy a Starbucks Frappacino with it.

I am so going to hell for today.