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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
Location: Mars

What if you...

..had a one minute man? What would you do? Lol random, but I'm bored as hell and I'm listening to Missy Eliott "One Minute Man" and it gave me the idea for this thread topic.


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Hidden Lotus
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what the fukin fuk is a one minute man?


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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
what the fukin fuk is a one minute man?

You've never gotten any before, have you?


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Scythe
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I'm more of a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.


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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
I'm more a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.

I like Candyland.


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Scythe
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I like Candyland.


Sorry, I have a Queen in her throne already, no can do with the hanky panky...


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Re: What if you...

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
..had a one minute man?


I would tell him to jack it before sex .. pathetic. Are you talking from experience, boyfriend or just a bad lay?


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Scythe
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Anti-Boioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioing...


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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry, I have a Queen in her throne already, no can do with the hanky panky...

I wasn't offering.
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Secretus
I would tell him to jack it before sex .. pathetic. Are you talking from experience, boyfriend or just a bad lay?

Neither, if you had read my first post correctly you would know. roll eyes (sarcastic)


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Piggle Humsy
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More me time


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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
More me time

Ooooh so you prefer "yourself" action over "man" action? stick out tongue


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quote: (post)
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I'm more of a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.


That...

Is the single greatest thing I've ever heard.

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What if I have a lying bit.ch?


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What teh **** is going on here ...


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Piggle Humsy
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ooooh so you prefer "yourself" action over "man" action? stick out tongue


Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin stick out tongue


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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Gender: Female
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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin stick out tongue

Oh! embarrasment Uh...heheh!


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin stick out tongue


Hawt.


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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

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Originally posted by Secretus
Hawt.

Quit trying to get in her pants.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Quit trying to get in her pants.


It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.


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Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Secretus
Hawt.


Sorry I'm promised to another stick out tongue

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Secretus
It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.


laughing out loud


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