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Scythe
The Goat

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You know what this world needs?

A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edges of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.


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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

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I was thinking love sweet love.


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Re: You know what this world needs?

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edes of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.
I...........agree? blink


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REXXXX
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I don't.


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Scythe
The Goat

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Forever cross with this twisted existance, this demi-goat shall personally mind sweep all underaged teens into forcing them to act their age. Meaning, farewell to sexually confused maggot bound pre-teens and teens. Cry, yes, cry, cry, I shall make salted ice cream from your tears along with Hello Kitty.


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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Captain REX
I don't.


With me or him?


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Scythe
The Goat

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
With me or him?


I doubt he means you...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
With me or him?


I prefer the sweet lovin' to dying at the hands of a demi-goat. eek!


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Scythe
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This world needs a harbinger desparetly...


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A harbinger of what?


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What the world needs now is love sweet love!jm


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Scythe
The Goat

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Of everything, a Jack of all trades harbinger. Rot, disease, famine, ethnical cleansing, unforgiving harbinger, who happens to also be a binger, of valuable orphan blood.


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The Renaissance Harbinger?


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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
I doubt he means you...


True I am lick able likable.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Captain REX
I prefer the sweet lovin' to dying at the hands of a demi-goat. eek!


Who's lovin?eek!


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Scythe
The Goat

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Something like that, only he'll shop at the Gap...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
True I am lick able likable.



Who's lovin?eek!


I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me


no expression


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Scythe
The Goat

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You'll make our savoir puke, hush.


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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Captain REX
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me


no expression



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KMC's WOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Morning_Glory

KMC' MOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Vinny Valentine

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Speaking of savoirs, can this goat run on walls and stop bullets?


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Scythe
The Goat

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"This goat" doesn't need to, the sheer horror of him dressed in Gap clothing will send bad guys into a paralyzed state of coma, after having the vision of the goat walking by Old Nazy with a smirk.


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