1.Type a joke.
2. Rate the joke of persons above.
3.Try to make as many people lol as pos, the person with the most lol responses wins!
4. If the joke from the person above your post makes you laugh your head off type lol.
5. If a joke is of poor performance type either ok or nf [not funny]!
Let the game begin, I will count the lols on the 1st January then the next game begins.
I'll start: Whats the difference between a moody muel and a maget?
Answer:Magnets have a positive side!
__________________ The one who dosn't think jokes about serious things are funny, also is interested in others believes. As so, ying and yang.
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50.
At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie.
She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full George Best breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?"
"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you." "I asked him what to give you."
He said, "F*ck him. Give him a fiver."
She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
A man and a little boy are walking through the forest at dark to an old cabin. The little boy says "Boy, it's scary out here!" and the man says "You think THAT'S scary? I have to go back alone!"
Anyway, here's my joke.
Dorothy Anne had always been a favorite amongst the residents of the nursing home, even though she was a bit senile, she was really nice. She would come zooming down the hallways of the 3rd floor at over 20mph and the others loved to mess with her when she was doing it. One day as she was rolling along. A man came out of his room and said "Stop!" "license and registration please ma'am" She grumbled and took out a Snickers bar and gave it to him "Move along" he said and so she did then a second man came out of his room "proof of insurance please ma'am." So she grumbled and took out a Kit-kat bar and gave it to him. "move along" he said and so she did then a third man came out butt-naked and penis erect and didn't said "have you been drinking ma'am. This time Dorothy blatantly sighed and yelled "Not the breathalizer test again!"
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rate the joke of person above you game!
The one who dosn't think jokes about serious things are funny, also is interested in others believes. As so, ying and yang.
Dec 2nd, 2006 08:53 PM
