KMC Forums - Lost and Found.

Home » Community » The Off-Topic Forum » Lost and Found.

Lost and Found.
Started by: Smiter

Forum Jump:

Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »

Last Thread Next Thread

Author

Thread

SixtyNine
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Let The Rage Of Orgasm Drive You

Account Restricted

Lost and Found.

I lost my Cock and last time I saw it was I put it at the, ah uh...well its somewhere here in KMC. Can you help me find my Cock. It has to be here somewhere.

__________________

You Are Loved
LET THE RAGE OF ORGASM DRIVE YOUR LIBIDO

Dec 13th, 2006 04:14 AM

Click here to Send SixtyNine a Private Message

Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

let me go and grab my magnifying glass.

__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dec 13th, 2006 04:16 AM

Click here to Send Rogue Jedi a Private Message

Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

Gender: Male
Location: The Transmogrifier

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
let me go and grab my magnifying glass.

You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

__________________

Dec 13th, 2006 04:19 AM

Click here to Send Strangelove a Private Message

SixtyNine
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Let The Rage Of Orgasm Drive You

Account Restricted

Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

__________________

You Are Loved
LET THE RAGE OF ORGASM DRIVE YOUR LIBIDO

Dec 13th, 2006 04:20 AM

Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dec 13th, 2006 04:21 AM

Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Smiter
Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

*looks down at your crotch*

Oh its there, just really....really.......REALLY.......really......hard to see..

__________________

The Legend Returns...

Dec 13th, 2006 04:21 AM

Click here to Send Ax3l a Private Message

Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

Gender: Male
Location: The Transmogrifier

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Smiter
Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

You're black?

*hides shit*

__________________

Dec 13th, 2006 04:22 AM

information
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: United States

Account Restricted

I do not agree on this whole thing...I never lie (no joke)

__________________
sig-n-ature

Dec 13th, 2006 04:24 AM

Click here to Send information a Private Message

PandoraMomo
I have a secret...

Gender: Female
Location: My Satin Haven

I got the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile stuck in my head now...

Dammit

__________________

Dec 13th, 2006 04:25 AM

Click here to Send PandoraMomo a Private Message

SixtyNine
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Let The Rage Of Orgasm Drive You

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*looks down at your crotch*

Oh its there, just really....really.......REALLY.......really......hard to see..

Its camouflaged with my black skin specially at night.

Should I post a reward for bounty hunter?

__________________

You Are Loved
LET THE RAGE OF ORGASM DRIVE YOUR LIBIDO

Dec 13th, 2006 04:29 AM

Barker
Thorin Fan Club President

Gender: Male
Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt

Silver_tears likes cock.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm all about the cock.

__________________

please respond to my PM Thorin

Dec 13th, 2006 04:30 AM

Click here to Send Barker a Private Message

Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Smiter
Its camouflaged with my black skin specially at night.

Should I post a reward for bounty hunter?

sure, i can just see the reward poster....."1 inch piece of flesh, withered and never gets hard, goes by the name 'vienna'"

__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dec 13th, 2006 04:36 AM

information
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: United States

Account Restricted

Do you really think I didn't know...I'm impressed by your belief and persistence. I'm very very unusual, that's the word. Your eyes deceive you, try harder.

__________________
sig-n-ature

Dec 13th, 2006 04:37 AM

SixtyNine
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Let The Rage Of Orgasm Drive You

Account Restricted

I want it back because I need them to say, "Once you go black you never go back."

__________________

You Are Loved
LET THE RAGE OF ORGASM DRIVE YOUR LIBIDO

Dec 13th, 2006 04:38 AM

Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Smiter
I want it back because I need them to say, "Once you go black you never go back."

in your case it would be "once you go black you never go back, cuz the sex was so damn horrible."

__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dec 13th, 2006 04:40 AM

Leo.M
A Riddle

Gender: Male
Location: Where Everything Spins <3

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

__________________

Dec 13th, 2006 04:42 AM

Click here to Send Leo.M a Private Message

Hazardous
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
in your case it would be "once you go black you never go back, cuz the sex was so damn horrible."

Once you go black, you never come back shifty

Dec 13th, 2006 04:43 AM

Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

i wouldnt expect a call from boba fett.

__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dec 13th, 2006 04:45 AM

information
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: United States

Account Restricted

You want victory so badly that makes you blind. Alright believe it. I think you know but still struggling with cheap excuses. I will send a proof exactly like the one you have but not from me...then you will believe me. Why am I here...how did I know...I'm not suppose to know. Be patient, you will see the light. Is not a matter of color. You don't know what's coming your way.

__________________
sig-n-ature

Dec 13th, 2006 04:52 AM