Moosey
Gone
Gender: Male Location:
Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?
A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?
A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?
No.......
You get Moosey O'Wicker!
*APPLAUSE*
Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....
Moosey O'Wicker!!!
**HUGE APPLAUSE*
*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?
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956,000: Moosey
Dec 14th, 2006 07:13 PM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!
Can I have your autograph??
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ThorinWoofer
Dec 14th, 2006 07:15 PM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
Oh, of course. Anything
Wait a minute...
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ThorinWoofer
Dec 14th, 2006 07:17 PM
LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme
Gender: Female Location: Kiss Kiss
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything
Wait a minute...
Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.
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KMC' MOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Vinny Valentine
Dec 14th, 2006 07:19 PM
~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
Original
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Get in touch with my people.
Unless you're willing to earn it.
Translation
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
touch it to earn it.
Didn't even have to add any words
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Dec 14th, 2006 07:20 PM
ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?
A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?
A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?
No.......
You get Moosey O'Wicker!
*APPLAUSE*
Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....
Moosey O'Wicker!!!
**HUGE APPLAUSE*
*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?
*heckles*
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Please Respond To My PM Barker
Dec 14th, 2006 07:21 PM
Punkyhermy
like memory in motion
Gender: Unspecified Location:
teh moose is a hottie.
Dec 14th, 2006 07:28 PM
Moosey
Gone
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Thorinn
*heckles*
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.
Would Oprah allow that?
No.
Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.
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956,000: Moosey
Dec 14th, 2006 07:28 PM
Moosey
Gone
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.
All seriousness aside, he is, isn't he?
Thank you for your support, and feel free to apply for one of our 'groupie' positions.
Auditions are Friday.
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956,000: Moosey
Dec 14th, 2006 07:29 PM
ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.
Would Oprah allow that?
No.
Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.
Ok.
But no funny stuff right?
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Please Respond To My PM Barker
Dec 14th, 2006 07:30 PM
Ms Chelle
ubuntu
Gender: Female Location: RM118
Hello .. Susan
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Dec 14th, 2006 07:31 PM
Moosey
Gone
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry.
Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.
That could be because I'm naked though.
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956,000: Moosey
Dec 14th, 2006 07:33 PM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
This isn't how it used to be
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ThorinWoofer
Dec 14th, 2006 07:35 PM
Ms Chelle
ubuntu
Gender: Female Location: RM118
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry.
Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.
That could be because I'm naked though. I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name...
Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it.
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Dec 14th, 2006 07:36 PM
Moosey
Gone
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Syren
This isn't how it used to be
It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'
And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.
Or can I?
Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?
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956,000: Moosey
Dec 14th, 2006 07:36 PM
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