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Warning Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?


A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......


You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....


Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?


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Syren
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Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

Can I have your autograph??


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren


Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

Can I have your autograph??


Get in touch with my people.

Unless you're willing to earn it. cool


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Syren
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Oh, of course. Anything eek!



















What the f**k? Wait a minute...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything eek!



















What the f**k? Wait a minute...


Hey hey...*big star 'point'* You're quicker than most skirts.

Listen, meet me in the green room in an hour, sans chemis, and we'll talk.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything eek!



















What the f**k? Wait a minute...


Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Get in touch with my people.

Unless you're willing to earn it. cool


Translation

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
touch it to earn it. cool


Didn't even have to add any words smile


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?


A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......


You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....


Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?
*heckles* no expression


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.


Wide.....open....ahehehehehehehe.....



quote: (post)
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Original



Translation



Didn't even have to add any words smile


You're brilliant. Literally. Your excema medicine is running. no expression


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teh moose is a hottie.

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Originally posted by Thorinn
*heckles* no expression


It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.

Would Oprah allow that?

No.

Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.


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Originally posted by Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.


All seriousness aside, he is, isn't he?

Thank you for your support, and feel free to apply for one of our 'groupie' positions.

Auditions are Friday.

smile


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.

Would Oprah allow that?

No.

Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.
Ok. smile


But no funny stuff right? What the f**k?


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Hello .. Susan blink


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Thorinn
Ok. smile


But no funny stuff right? What the f**k?


laughing out loud laughing rolling on floor laughing



What the f**k? You're serious?

Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes. shifty

Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time. thumb up


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan blink


Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry.

Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.


That could be because I'm naked though.


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This isn't how it used to be


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry.

Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.


That could be because I'm naked though.
I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name...

Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it. wink


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

What the f**k? You're serious?

Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes. shifty

Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time. thumb up


Of course I'm serious. What the f**k?

Fetishes eh?

I have a few of my own. shifty


And yes Oprah would allow hecklers.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
This isn't how it used to be


It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'


And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.

Or can I? shifty

Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?


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