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LatinoStallion
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What does God do on his spare time ?

Being immortal and all powerful and stuff, God must be bored as Hell just sitting up there in the sky watching us in all our petty squabbles...

Watching us fight, laugh, cry, dream, etc. For thousands and thousands of years....

Christians and Muslims argue that we should not test God's patience...meaning his patience is quite limitted....

Well..if that is the case....what the hell does he do all day ?

Does he just float there and watch us like a voyeur ?

Must be a boring life.....

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Mar 27th, 2007 01:23 PM

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Zeal Ex Nihilo
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Masturbate, duh.

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Mar 27th, 2007 05:42 PM

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LatinoStallion
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Masturbate, duh.

But that's what I do..... God's a copy cat

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Mar 27th, 2007 05:54 PM

lil bitchiness
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Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.

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Mar 27th, 2007 05:57 PM

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LatinoStallion
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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.

Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

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Mar 27th, 2007 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

You are having this logic problem because you are taking mythology literally.

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LatinoStallion
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Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are having this logic problem because you are taking mythology literally.

What logic problem ?

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Mar 27th, 2007 06:01 PM

drewforever
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This is one impossible to answer question.

Mar 27th, 2007 06:38 PM

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Shakyamunison
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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
What logic problem ?

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What does God do on his spare time ?

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Mar 27th, 2007 06:43 PM

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God does not have spare time!

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LatinoStallion
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Originally posted by King Nothing
God does not have spare time!

Is God always busy ? On the 7th day God rested....is that cuz he gets tired ?

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Mar 27th, 2007 07:50 PM

Symmetric Chaos
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Screw with people
Play around with alternate time lines
Impregnate virgins
Wonder why people are taking everything so seriously
Cut himself
Make rocks that he can't lift

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Mark Question
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
But that's what I do..... God's a copy cat

Nah... We're supposedly made in his image, so that would explain chronic masturbation.

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Nellinator
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Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

Ya, but God loves us. Isn't that sweet?

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LatinoStallion
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Originally posted by Nellinator
Ya, but God loves us. Isn't that sweet?

That kinda is sweet...he must love us a lot to just sit there and watch us all eternity

Does he not love the other planets though ?

What about the aliens ? Do you think there are other planets with Christian aliens ?

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Mar 27th, 2007 11:48 PM