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xEsaulx
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Diabolic Plan

Okay I know this seems HARD to believe but please hold on for a slight moment.

Squirrels are taking over the world, yes the soft cuddly little furballs that people adore. They are plotting to take over the world! How do they do it you may ask, but that is SUCH an easy answer. They use acorns as mind control devices and take over the world. They will gain up and take over our planet known as earth. They have succeeded with Canada already. General Oprah will lead them to war and it will be the end of us as it is.


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Yay... we have no squirrels in here... not that i know of anyway...


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They will arrive soon, you will not expect them at all


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You're about 15 years behind, snails already took over the world


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SNAILS? Dammit! No wonder France eats them, they are the only free nation left!


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earthworms were way ahead of those snails...


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Earthworms weren't important enough to mention in history books


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no and i thought snails were nice...

earthworms no they're a sad bunch of animals that way...


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Snails aren't! Why else do you think the French eat them, and why do you think the Chinese eat cats? They ARE NOT NICE. Soon us Americans will have squirrels as a delicacy due to the war against those furballs


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yeah.. you're a bit late... Lana and Momo have been going on about squirrels taking over since the beginning of time.


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chinese eat cats? i never knew that...

so are we declaring wars on cows because we eat them... ? erm


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Dammit! Where the hell have I been all THIS time? I just learned of it last month *cries*

WHO AM I GOING TO BLAME FOR BEING SO DAMN SLOW???


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So what's the other half?


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blame me, i'm slower than you.. i didn't even know squirrels existed.


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So what's the other half?

Winning?


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blame me, i'm slower than you.. i didn't even know squirrels existed.


They dont, its a conspiracy by the snails, then dress up cats to look like dogs, then dogs to look like cows, then cows to look like squirrels. Dont trust them


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Winning?


Sounds good to me.

What are humans then?


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They dont, its a conspiracy by the snails, then dress up cats to look like dogs, then dogs to look like cows, then cows to look like squirrels. Dont trust them


crazy...


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