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Corran
Lucifer
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Location: Look out of your Window |
How to be politically correct
Something for both the boys and the gals.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED HUMAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
11. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
13. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY APPREHENSIVE
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jayride
Apt Pupil
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: In the deep recesses of your brain |
Thank you! This will save me millions in lawsuits at work.
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Oct 8th, 2002 04:01 PM |
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Dexx
wingless
Gender: Male
Location: Bucharest, Romania |
this title reminds me of a series of books called "politically correct bed time stories" ..damn funny....
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Oct 8th, 2002 05:25 PM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male
Location: A bar in Minnesota |
cleaver things, Corran
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Oct 9th, 2002 04:00 AM |
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Lara
Belladonna
 Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
those statments are just as insulting, if not more so than the alternative slang!
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:31 AM |
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finti
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dont be so conservative L`ra
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:36 AM |
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Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
why not! it's not a crime, IS IT?
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:38 AM |
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finti
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no if you want to be boring go ahead
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:39 AM |
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Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
avagot avagi ifago evergone! 
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:43 AM |
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mah
J-type 327 Nubian
 Gender: Male
Location: Florø, Norway |
hear, hear!
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:45 AM |
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Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
like you know what that means?
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:47 AM |
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mah
J-type 327 Nubian
Gender: Male
Location: Florø, Norway |
of course I do!
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:51 AM |
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Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
coruse you do! :wink: :wink:
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:52 AM |
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finti
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enlighten us
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:55 AM |
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Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
rather not! its your turn to be confused!
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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Oct 9th, 2002 10:57 AM |
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Raz
Meister
 Gender: Male
Location: UK Admin |
Amen!
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Oct 9th, 2002 07:30 PM |
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yerssot
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hey! no need to use curses here! 
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Oct 9th, 2002 08:08 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
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I dont think you know the meaning of it L`ra,
L`ra vorrei conoscere che cosa avete scritto ?
Last edited by finti on Oct 9th, 2002 at 08:33 PM
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Oct 9th, 2002 08:28 PM |
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REXXXX
Networking
 Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
Uno goontaz porfavor.
Okay, so I'm not bilingual...
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Oct 9th, 2002 11:58 PM |
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Lara
Belladonna
Gender: Female
Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy |
avago avagi avage avagose avagon avagui!?
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be who you are not what they want you to be!
blessed be x
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