Gender: Male Location: +40° 36' 5.70", -73° 57' 49.46
Spectre- i envy you..you get the authority and the power..but you are never involved with the everyday criminals and unworthy souls,you must have alot of time off
LT- i envy you...You get the authority and you get to be apart of the everyday workings of humanity..i would like to be able to reach out to the unworthy and show them the light
Spectre: There's something... i just never could tell someone else. I never met anyone else like me.
LT: What? What is it
Spectre: When you become a Spectre....you..lose...vital human equipment.
LT: ....
Spectre: I reaize I'm an immortal spirit of death and wrath...but I'm still human. Humans have needs... *moves closer to LT* Lots of needs.
LT: I-I think I should go.
Spectre: I wish i could quit you!
LT: Okay, dude, i got a girlfriend.
Spectre: Liar!
LT: Nuh-uh! Her name is, um
Spectre: *goes to kiss LT but stops and blinks* Which face is the kissing face:
LT: None of them, you freak!
Spectre: A freak!! You big cosmic homophobe! I'll show you!
LT: Oh god, please DON'T show me that!
Spectre: You dult. I'm talking about showing you my power.
LT: Power, Lewis, it doesn't matter what you call it. It's still a long dead penis.
Spectre: For the judge of All Realities, you sure are stupid.
LT: At least I'm not gay.
Spectre: Oh that's it. You are so dead.
*heroes are watching this on TV*
Superman: This is the worst soap opera ever. Where's the remote?
Hulk: Hulk have big green POWER!
Wonder Woman: Oh really....? *moves closer to him*
__________________ "No, when Luke uses anger he turns into Stevie Wonder at batting practice."
Spectre : *Drunk* I HATE my job , every day i'm dragged out of some host or another, one Minuit i'm a badass the next i 'hic ...hic ..some guy with a stupid goatee an..an..an I get hurt by a stupid pigsticker !
LT 1: Hey , you think thats bad, try living with these two *points at face 2 and 3*
LT 2 : Hey , how are you ? Have a nice day ,hope you do, thank you !
LT 3 : The phoenix is quite obviously not part of me, also if you notice two gems can destroy an entire multi verse *points out scan and boldens words* SEE !
spectre-so did you tell them
LT-tell them what
spectre- oh nothing just that your a jobbing buttwhole who cant even protect a single universe from korvac but you say your higher then eternity
LT-hereeeeeeeeeee we go again the i ran from korvac I DID NOT RUN AND DEATH WAS HELPING HIM ASK THE KMC
Spectre-pfft yeah death was helping him i thought you was higher then death
LT-shut up
spectre-scoffs heh yeah shut up is right
LT- (beeper) oh crap someones trying to destroy the universe again
Spectre- so what you gonna do
LT-what i always do talk in a big voice and not actually do nothing
Spectre-what else is new
LT-ok how's my face is the third face covered right
Spectre- i uno damn im trying to get drunk here
LT-well LOOK AT IT DAMN IT I NEED TO LOOK GOOD
Spectre-yeah you look fine guy with three faces lalala go do your buisness
LT-how's my voice is this good i am the lt judge of the multi- meh clears throat and puffs chest in ok ok I AM THE LT how was that
Spectre- yeah really scary cosmic guy like well have fun leaving the inhabidents of your multiverse to die needlesly
LT-yeah well you have fun chasing purse snatchers
Spectre-punk
LT-a$$h0le
Last edited by Mider999 on Jul 14th, 2007 at 12:34 PM
LT: It seems like my foot lacks the extra shine that it use to have ... Spectre! Bring the cosmic gold-footshine and hurry up or Iīll kick your ass!
Spectre: Yes sir!
*Spectre kisses LTīs foot*
LT: WTF are you doing, now you have to wash them it again ...
Spectre: Sorry sir, wonīt happen again ...
*Sepctre washes LTīs foot*
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Jul 13th, 2007 01:49 PM
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Good stuff, Starlock and Galan.
Wow! 
