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Kratos vs. Wesker: battle of the speed demons
You're probably thinking to yourself, "Kratos is too slow. Wesker will finish this quick." Well that's where you're wrong. Kratos is now equipped with Hermes Boots. Now Wesker has someone who can challenge his speed.
This is Kratos from God of War III and Wesker from Resident Evil 5. Neither person has weapons. All they can rely on is their speed and brute strength.
Second round will be a race. The race will start from the entrance of the Hyrule village, all the way to the entrance at the Hyrule castle (had to think of someplace for them to race and this is the best one I can come up with).
Will Wesker be victorious or will he shout "KRATOOOOOOOOOS!!!" right before the Ghost of Sparta beats him to a bloody pulp and who will win the race?
Kratos sits down by the fire, with a nice hot cup of joe, puts on his reading glasses, and reads Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" for a delightful night of reading.
Eventually however, Kratos will be unable to ignore that unrelenting annoyance that is Albert Wesker batting at the back of his head, it will be at this point that Kratos takes his book and flattens Wesker's head between the pages.
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...and Kratos goes and bones Excella, who is waiting in the bedroom. A whole lot of expensive and fragile objects will be broken in the round of hot Spartan monkey sex.
Who knew that Miss Gionne had a thing for bald anti-heroes?
Seriously Nemmy, you want this to be a race, add these two stages in.
1. The motorcycle chase from MGS4
2. Outrun the 2012 LA quake.
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
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He was fast in CVX when he bumrushed Chris. In RE5, he can dodge gunfire the the point he looks like he's warping.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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