Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
Kmc Pub!
im your landlord deano!
what can i get ya?
pint of beer perhaps?
we have carlsberg, budweiser, fosters..we have more
drinks on the house!
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:02 PM
Mara-Donagh
Buddha with mace
Gender: Male Location: Everywhere & Nowhere
i'll have 2 bottles of binky, a bottle of plop and 3 sods pls mate......so...women ay........brilliant arn't they
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:04 PM
Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
women dont understand that beer is a metaphor for life itself
the beer mat is like the squidgy ground beneath our feet
the pint glass is like the clothing around our body
and the beer itself is like the body with its lovely little foamy little hair
and the peanuts...........there just peanuts really
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:06 PM
Time Of Evil
Definitely Maybe
Gender: Male Location: London, UK
What about guinness for the paddy!
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:07 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
oh lets get outta our heads and get drunk cos we're young and we dont give a shit!
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:08 PM
Fearnix
Piggy
Gender: Male Location: UK
i'll have a red wine please
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:08 PM
Mara-Donagh
Buddha with mace
Gender: Male Location: Everywhere & Nowhere
exactly mate...i mean it's vital that you should choose the right local for your own individual needs...i mean....a healthy diet for a bloke consists of beer...and women can't seem to grasp that simple concept
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:09 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by Time Of Evil
What about guinness for the paddy!
*passes over pint of guiness*
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:09 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by Fearnix
i'll have a red wine please
*hands over wine*
service with a smile
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:10 PM
Englishpin@pple
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Gender: Male Location: The Beach... I think
white wine please
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:10 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by mr-savonty
exactly mate...i mean it's vital that you should choose the right local for your own individual needs...i mean....a healthy diet for a bloke consists of beer...and women can't seem to grasp that simple concept
i mean is that all woman think us blokes talk about is football booze and birds(women)
hows ya pint?
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:11 PM
Mara-Donagh
Buddha with mace
Gender: Male Location: Everywhere & Nowhere
quote: Originally posted by dean7879
i mean is that all woman think us blokes talk about is football booze and birds(women)
hows ya pint?
yeah brilliant, cheers. and i totally agree....... see the football last nite? rubbish
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:13 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
white wine please
only got red im afraid
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:13 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by mr-savonty
yeah brilliant, cheers. and i totally agree....... see the football last nite? rubbish
yeah definetly
seeing ya girlfriend tonight?
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:14 PM
Mara-Donagh
Buddha with mace
Gender: Male Location: Everywhere & Nowhere
quote: Originally posted by dean7879
yeah definetly
seeing ya girlfriend tonight?
yeah mate, smashin'...and urs?
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:14 PM
Time Of Evil
Definitely Maybe
Gender: Male Location: London, UK
Who wants feckin wine when y'ev got Guinness! Give her one on me Deano!
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:15 PM
Time Of Evil
Definitely Maybe
Gender: Male Location: London, UK
I couldn't see mine tonight.
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:16 PM
Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by mr-savonty
yeah mate, smashin'...and urs?
yeah we'll be havin a candle lit dinner
see we both bring our strengths to the relationship
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:16 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
quote: Originally posted by Time Of Evil
Who wants feckin wine when y'ev got Guinness! Give her one on me Deano!
will do.....beer is that way to go
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:17 PM
Time Of Evil
Definitely Maybe
Gender: Male Location: London, UK
I met frank Bruno last night at a boxing competition!
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Mar 4th, 2005 09:18 PM
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