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Stupid questions I hear in the hotel business....

Here are some of the dumb questions guests ask me:

1. Where is your elevator? *they ask this while standing right in front of the elevator, that has a huge "ELEVATOR" sign on it.

2. check out is at noon? WTF? Its midnight now, cant I stay 24 hours?

3. Do you rent by the hour?

4. I only am staying half a day, cant I pay for just half a day?

5. do you rent rooms here?

6. where do the hookers hang out at?

7. How do I get to this address? *gives me an address I have never heard of*

8. what do you mean if I need towels I have to come and get them myself?

9. I need a key for my room, and I dont carry ID....I swear its me.

10. why do you lock the doors at midnight?

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Do you rent by the hour?

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Do you rent by the hour?

nope.

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People can be stupid.

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Do you have continental breakfast in the morning?

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Originally posted by Ax3l
Do you have continental breakfast in the morning?

yes, and thats actually a good question to ask.

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*wakes up in the morning and walks to the lounge*

WOAH! Look at all that food! Is it free?

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yes, and thats actually a good question to ask.

Is it free?

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Is it free?

yup, and its sizable. some hotels charge for it. some charge for net and parking, wtf?

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yup, and its sizable. some hotels charge for it. some charge for net and parking, wtf?

I prefer the Hampton.

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I prefer the Hampton.

we are on par with the Hampton.

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Mar 16th, 2008 07:30 AM

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at what hotel ar being asked if rooms are rented by the hour

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the one I work at.

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the one I work at.

what hotel so i can go there and be a pain in your ass lol

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too late.

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rofl

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Re: Stupid questions I hear in the hotel business....

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here are some of the dumb questions guests ask me:

And this is at the brothel? big grin

I get idiots asking me all the time 'Where are the straws' when they are three feet away. roll eyes (sarcastic)

****ing idiots.

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sometimes on the weekends it looks like a brothel.

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