Slay
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I have to get this off my chest...
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.
However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:15 PM
Dyno
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congrats on both.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:15 PM
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Jesus, you really have to get that game.
Oh, cool about the baby too.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:16 PM
FoxMeister
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The baby things cool but being a father cannot be scarier than Bioshock
Sep 23rd, 2008 07:17 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
congrats on both.
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:18 PM
dadudemon
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Re: I have to get this off my chest...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.
However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:18 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:19 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...
Go listen to Green Day, *****.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:20 PM
FoxMeister
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant.
Do it anyway
Sep 23rd, 2008 07:20 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Go listen to Green Day, *****. Go listen to Rihanna!
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:21 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Go listen to Rihanna!
Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:22 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day. Well,
shut up
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:23 PM
Mairuzu
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k...
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:24 PM
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Re: Re: I have to get this off my chest...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:25 PM
Neo Darkhalen
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Re: I have to get this off my chest...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.
However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.
you must buy Bioshock, without a doubt.
Now what was this other news
Sep 23rd, 2008 07:26 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
Have you ever loved someone?
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:26 PM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Have you ever loved someone?
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:29 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.
I see.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:29 PM
Mairuzu
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is is that true?
aww you fixed it
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:29 PM
Röland
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.
You sick f*ck.
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