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I have to get this off my chest...

So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.


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congrats on both.


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Jesus, you really have to get that game.






Oh, cool about the baby too.


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The baby things cool but being a father cannot be scarier than Bioshock

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congrats on both.

My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant.


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Re: I have to get this off my chest...

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So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.


Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"


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Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant.
I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...


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I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...

Go listen to Green Day, *****.


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Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

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My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant.

Do it anyway

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Go listen to Green Day, *****.
Go listen to Rihanna!


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Go listen to Rihanna!

Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day.


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Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day.
Well,







shut up


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Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
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Re: I have to get this off my chest...

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So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.


you must buy Bioshock, without a doubt.

Now what was this other news

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Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

Have you ever loved someone?


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Have you ever loved someone?


I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.


no expression


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I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.


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I see.


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is is that true?



aww you fixed it


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I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.


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You sick f*ck.


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