I work the night audit at a national hotel chain, for those of you who didn't know. Well, the night before last I am behind the desk doing my reports, when I hear some dude moaning from the stairway. I walk over to see WTF is going on, and on the first floor landing, there is some guy sitting there holding his arm.
I ask him WTF happened, and he says he got pissed and punched a wall. He showed me his hand and DAMN man, it was swelling before my very eyes, there was even a piece of bone sticking out of the wrist. He was so damn high that he only partially felt the pain.
So naturally I call 911. The paramedics arrive, splint it, and are offering to take him to the ER, when the pain hits him full force. Man, you talk about squealing.
Today our maintanence man told me that the guy hit the wall directly where the stud is.
Apparently dude was jacked on PCP.
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Sucks indeed. Of all the places to hit the wall, right on the 2x4 stud
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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