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Kratos, Alex Mercer, Mario, Dante, and Master Chief... PLAY POKER!
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Kratos, Alex Mercer, Mario, Dante, and Master Chief... PLAY POKER!
It's strip poker. Last one with their pants wins.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:21 PM |
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Chief wins luck and all
Then again, Dante has played poker in the anime. hmm
Dante royal flushes and Kratos flips the table.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:22 PM |
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Kratos never had a chance anyway, all he wears is a kilt.  Luck is kind of hax.  Mario's pretty lucky, too, though.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:23 PM |
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Dante would be a brilliant bluffer IMO 
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:24 PM |
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ScreamPaste
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Oh no... Pokerface.
Kratos would have a terrible Pokerface,
Mario's got the manly stache to help him out, and Chief has the helmet.
But Dante, does he have a p-POKERFAYSE?
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:27 PM |
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he has the PokerPosture 
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:28 PM |
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mechagoomba
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Kratos screams at them saying that if they dont fold he will rip there head off or kill them in some over the top manner. Of course the only one brave enough to not fold to that threat is mario so mario winz
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:29 PM |
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Dante would laugh and Mercer would scream back
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:29 PM |
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mechagoomba
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No dante would cry liek a girl and mercer would likely fold to get him to stop screaming
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:30 PM |
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Dante turns his back on massive snakes about to chow down on him, has faced the emperor of hell and Nightmare replayed his mental traumas to him.
He isn't easily scared
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:32 PM |
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Ive honestly only seen massive snakes as fodder in any game ive played lol except maybe dark cloud cause there a was kewl duel with giant snake there. However your forgetting one thing has dante ever faced a bald person before HAS HE BECAUSE I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTANDS THERE WRATH
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:36 PM |
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AthenasTrgrFngr
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kratos would destroy the poker table when he fails to understand what "poker" means.
"DO YOU HAVE A FIVE?
"... this isnt go fish dude. this is poker."
OH. I DELCARE WAR THEN!"
"... this isnt war, this is poker."
"ZEEEEEUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!"
"stop screaming we're right next to you!"
"THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!" *punches table in half and jumps out the window*
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Last edited by AthenasTrgrFngr on Mar 25th, 2010 at 08:42 PM
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:38 PM |
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Arkham
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:39 PM |
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BloodRain
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Dante has poker skills, poker face and.... more clothes ;p
Kratos: HEY ALEX! I HAVE A PAIR OF TWOS! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
All: *suddenly feel confident*
Poor guys isnt coming in with much to begin with :/
Or MC cheats with future tech.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:41 PM |
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wheres the love for mario 
yeah dante should win, him, MC or Mario.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:43 PM |
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Mario brings sunglasses and his moustache. Unbeatable.
Also, I lol'd IRL at Ms.Marvel's post.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:45 PM |
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isn't MC really pale and **** ugly when out of the suit?
He could put the others off.
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:47 PM |
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also wesker in this game would be hilarious
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:48 PM |
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BloodRain
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Actual Alex can't loose as he will never run out of clothes. Will win eventually.
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"Gonna need more chloroform..."
"If you look down on us, judge us, condemn us... then you shall fear us!"
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:49 PM |
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...Hax.
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The moon and stars aren't just shades of lead
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Mar 25th, 2010 08:51 PM |
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