All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Doubtful. First prize is a weeks stay at Skywalker Ranch. BUT you have to work with me as a team.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Your strength would be no problem for me, I'm fairly certain I am stronger than you. Likely you are quicker than me, and a bit of a scrapper I bet. Those would give me trouble. Honestly I'd rather fight DDM or Ken than a smaller guy like yourself.
But really, you'd spend half the time looking around for an SUV to do me in with. BAM left to the ribs, BAM right cross.....Robtard goes down, still looking for a damn zippo. Let's face it. None of us are martial artists, none of us are boxers, size does indeed count here.
To make things fun, you and DDM have sadako in your corner giving tips, Ken and I have Jaden.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Both Robtard and I workout on a regular basis. I jump rope, too. I'm not sure about Robtard, but I have lots of experience street fighting, wrestling, and a little bit of MMA experience. I've never lost a fight. And, I don't have a glass jaw: just the opposite.
If I were to guess, I'd say that John is stronger than Ken. Ken has the reach, though. Ken also weighs less than RJ and probably more nimble. Knowing that, Robtard, weighing in at about 170-175, should probably fight Ken. Since I weigh about 220, and RJ about 260...we are both going to be the heavy hitters (John isn't flab...he's got a nice stack of muscle on him), we'd probably be a better match-up for each other.
I'm going to have to say that this is a straight victory: DDM and RT, 10/10.
It'd be a bit more even to put Robtard and myself on different teams. In fact, the average weight for the two teams would be almost even, down the middle, if Robtard was on John's team and I was on Ken's team.
Durability: Ken.
Strength: DDM
Intelligence: DDM ( )
Speed: RT
Agility: RT
Heart: John (Berch doesn't give up)
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Look, this is stupid. Robtard and Ken don't matter, obviously. This is between dadudemon (world class athlete) and RJ (better than Batman)...and honestly, I just can't call it.
I'm betting Rob is a sweater. Try to get ahold of him is like trying to get ahold of a greasy ass fish.
I weigh 238, I lost 18 pounds
I got one word for you, beeotch..."FOREIGN OBJECT!!!"
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
And let's say the winner has to fight Jaden and sadako.
Pity the winner
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Rocky Balboa's two biggest assets were his durability and his heart. Think about it Creed had speed, agility and intelligence on him and got pwned. Drago had strength on him and got pwned.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Anyone in the real world who is a good shot will go for his face. With an assault rifle. And win.
Pit Batman against an average Marine (armed with a rifle) and Batman is a goner.
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