Elves vs Dwarves
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Elves
11
68.75%
Dwarves
2
12.50%
Tie
3
18.75%
Total:
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Samurai100
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Elves vs Dwarves
Who would win Tolkien style Elves or Tolkien Style Dwarves
Nov 27th, 2009 12:41 PM
Bladewind
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You actually did it!!!
Nov 27th, 2009 01:03 PM
Lord Lucien
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Uh, Elves. And go put this in the LotR forum.
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Nov 27th, 2009 02:09 PM
Samurai100
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I put tolkien STYLE because thats the type I want people to think of
Nov 27th, 2009 02:14 PM
Lord Lucien
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Right....
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Nov 27th, 2009 04:46 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Samurai100
I put tolkien STYLE because thats the type I want people to think of
Sorry, I'm thinking of Keebler elves and Time Bandits dwarves; the dwarves win.
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Nov 27th, 2009 08:13 PM
Dr. Leg Kick
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Goblins via KO (flying knee) round 2
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Nov 27th, 2009 09:09 PM
Symmetric Chaos
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Well Tolkien's elves were basically fantasy Catholics and the dwarves were fantasy Jews...
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Nov 27th, 2009 10:07 PM
WanderingDroid
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well Tolkien's elves were basically fantasy Catholics and the dwarves were fantasy Jews...
And Orcs were fantasy Atheists?
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Nov 28th, 2009 01:20 AM
Symmetric Chaos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by WickedDynamite
And Orcs were fantasy Atheists?
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?
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Nov 28th, 2009 02:03 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?
Or Lutherans.
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Nov 28th, 2009 02:14 AM
WanderingDroid
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?
Nah! I say Atheists...Protestants would likely be trolls.
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Nov 28th, 2009 02:16 AM
Moriarty
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muslims.
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Nov 28th, 2009 02:17 AM
WanderingDroid
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Those would be Goblins.
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Nov 28th, 2009 02:20 AM
Zamp
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Nah! I say Atheists...Protestants would likely be trolls.
I say potato.
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Nov 28th, 2009 03:16 AM
Liberator
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DWARVES WOULD **** SHIT UP
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Nov 28th, 2009 03:41 AM
BruceSkywalker
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how about mini me or hornswaggle from wwe?
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Nov 28th, 2009 04:22 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Elven women are hot. It's Elvin, right? Or Elven?
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Nov 28th, 2009 07:33 AM
Bicnarok
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Elves obviously = taller, longer reach, faster, longer range with bow and arrows, more intelligent, magical shit going on etc
Nov 28th, 2009 08:51 AM
Moriarty
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is it an equal number of both or is it during a certain lotr time period? towards the end, dwarves outnumber elves.
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Nov 28th, 2009 09:00 AM
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